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Valentino
Valentino had plenty of servants around, such as Kitty
So he didn’t really need another little assistant
But what he did need was a maid
And Valentino isn’t the biggest fan of actual demons that can make mistakes, so he just went out and bought a cleaning android
You were pretty small, about 4’11 and came with a little maid dress and a feather duster
When Valentino first powered you on, he expected a cute little robot who’d follow his orders and not say a word
But you weren’t normal- far from it actually
The Moth Overlord was greeted with a bubbly little maid who would follow him around like a lost puppy whenever you weren’t deep cleaning the place like a maniac
You were eccentric, though obedient and that was what he mostly cared about
Vox nearly had a heart attack when he first met you as you immediately jumped up onto him to clean some dust upon his flat face
Whenever Vox was gone, and Valentino didn’t have anyone to rant to, he would always make a mess of his quarters whilst screaming his frustrations out to you as you quickly cleaned up his trash
Slowly but surely, Valentino grew fond of you, and even would gift you in new clothes or cleaning supplies whenever he was feeling charitable
He treats you better than his other employees, but he also thinks less of you, like you are an Imp or something like that, but he still likes you
“Darling I’m pretty sure that it’s clean,” he protested, looking down at your skittering figure as you darted from place to place in an attempt to keep everything tidy.
He was elegantly perched on his couch, holding up a drink Kitty had brought over earlier, watching in amusement as you dashed around in a panic. There was a party happening, and you were eager to make sure everything looked nice
“No it isn’t!” you called back, snatching an empty glass and quickly stuffing it into the dishwasher. “Everything’s so dirty!” You crawled around with such speeds that Valentino might have mistaken you for a little bug, which was actually one of his many nicknames for you
“Whatever you say, ladybug,”
Velvette
Long story short, Velvette was running out of patience
She needed models to advertise, and all of them kept dying or were just outright ugly in the outfits she provided
After complaining to Vox for forever, he suggested that she buy a model bot
With some convincing, she actually listened, and went out and purchased one, which happened to be you
Though you were bland, so before powering you on she was quick to pazazz and doll you up
And when you did wake up, and did as your manual said, she was pleased
For once, Velvette was nice to someone, and it was a little robot who was constantly pasted onto billboards, commercials, and magazines all dressed in her products
She was chill with you, and you weren’t complaining about free makeup, perfume and clothing
The only thing was that she was very controlling, and liked to have you as her arm candy basically wherever she went
But it was nice to almost never be on the receiving end of her Cockney accent and British slang
Not many people knew your name outside of the V tower, so people online nicknamed you Dolly,
You didn’t really have a name actually, but Velvette enjoyed calling you things like: ‘Sweetheart’ “Dollface’ and ‘Sugar’
And very…very rarely, she will sometimes listen to your opinions, things you picked up on when working with her
“Ugh! All of this is trash!” Velvette snapped, stomping with a deep glare at the line up of demons who had crafted the clothing you were dressed up in.
They all winced underneath her sharp and furious gaze, recoiling away from her quippy and sassy comments as she scolded the people. Meanwhile, you glanced over at something on the pile of clothing.
“Velvette?” you called, making her whip over to glare at you, to which you shyly pointed over to a black and hot pink crop top that sat atop the pile. “What if I matched that with the skirt?”
She seemed skeptical, but with a snap of your fingers, your sleeveless turtleneck was replaced by the crop top, which magically seemed to match the boots and the fitted skirt you wore
Never before had you seen Velvette so surprised before.
“Sweetheart you’re a genius!” she chirped, her frown switching to a bright smile in a second. Velvette then darted over to you, grabbing you by the side and pulling you into a side hug. “Alright- we’re gonna go get you some upgrades today just because of how smart you are.”
Vox
Vox is a lot different from the others simply because he had built you
Originally, you were going to be an assistant type of bot he was going to sell worldwide, with secret cameras in your optics so he could spy on more of Hell
But mistakes were made, and you, the first prototype, ended up adopting a personality he grew quick to enjoy
Though he did end up selling more advanced models like yourself, he kept you, the first
Instead, you were the main hostess of the News he kept up, as Vox was usually pretty busy
The people adored you, and Vox couldn’t just rid of you
Not that he’d want to- so he kept you
He was very attached to your original model, so you were usually denied when asking for upgrades to your system
Though sometimes, he would give you little things here and there
Switchable hands, Better cameras, cleaner plates, or better wiring
But Vox always refused when you asked for a different model
You would always stay in the same body, and he wasn’t backing out of that
He has a lot of nicknames up his sleeve, and enjoys your reactions when he brings in new ones
“Dearheart, Darling, Sugar, etc”
Overall, he’s probably the best to be owned by
So I was rewatching the recent Helluva Boss short and I slowed it down to get the details that I could have missed. This was on Emberlynn’s computer before it became minimized a few seconds later. I think it says “Our souls will be together for eternity”. Her watching anime like this makes so much sense for her character. So that’s funny lol
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY LOVES!!
heres a free valentine's gift from me to you, yall deserve it. I'm rlly grateful for you all and ily all sm, mwah!~
♡Headcanons for valentines day♡
~Lucifer~
-He would be panicking the entire month of february trying to figure out what to do for valentine's day.
-He wanted it to be perfect- no, it needed to be perfect
-You didn't deserve anything less than perfection, after all.
-Luci would go all out, almost going bankrupt for you.
-Buying you a big duck plushie, buying the finest and most delicious chocolates, taking you to the fanciest dinner in all the rings of hell, and afterwards having some pretty romantic and soft sex.
-The morning after, he'd cook you breakfast in bed and watch your favorite movie with you. (he's such a cutie omfg..)
~Velvette~
-Posts all your dates for the day on social media
-speaking of, your valentine's day is packed with her, not a moment of silence and peace
-And she's organized it all, I mean.. only the best for her dolly, right?
-You start off with breakfast in bed, then you go clothing shopping and a “quick” photoshoot. after that you travel down to the lust ring to go to ozzies, then you go to a hotel there and fuck the rest of the night away
-the morning after you go back home and velvette brags to the other vee's
-She then cuddles you and take a nap during her break, before being woken up by an angry Valentino.
~Sir pentious~
-Almost completely forgot about valentine's day until the day after
-you asked him to be your valentine's, he was too nervous and scared to ask lmfao
-He takes you on his floating ship and shows you the prettiest sights in hell, afterwards you two stop by a lake and have a picnic and cuddle
-When you two get home you makeout and the fall asleep in eachothers arms <3
-The next morning you have some really nice morning sex, riding him until he's dizzy
-after that you both go for a walk, not leaving each others side for a minute.
~Angel Dust~
-Valentino has him working really late on valentine's day, to your dismay.
-you chill out with fat nuggets until he gets home, falling asleep next to him :)
-When be gets home he's in a pretty bad mood, you try and cheer him up and share a few drinks with him, giving him a gift
-You hand him some roses and some if his favorite snacks (besides you)
-Later the two of you cuddle the night away and fall asleep in eachothers arms, he needed the break I suppose.
-The next morning he takes you out to dinner as an apology, buying you your favorite foods and talking away the night with you.
~Vox~
-Asks you a week in advance and plans the whole thing perfectly.
-acts like a madman if everything doesn't go according to schedule.
-Gets out of work for his cute little doll, he definitely doesn't regret it either despite all the work he missed.
-Makes you breakfast In bed, and picks out your outfit for the day, taking you to an incredibly fancy dinner.
-After that you two go home, and have the most mind breaking sex and fall asleep in eachothers arms
-The morning after he runs both of you a bath and you two clean up. then he brings you to work with him, while he's busy with business call your sitting on his lap, still sore from valentine's day
~Valentino~
-your basically begging to hang out with him and go on an actual nice date instead of him just fucking your brains out
-Reluctantly he goes on a date with you after hours of convincing
-you watch horror movies with him at ypur house, totally not bc he wants you to cuddle up next to him in fear
-After watching a bunch of movies he ends up fucking your brains out on the couch.
-the next morning val is nowhere to be seen except for a note on the kitchen table that reads “Thnks for the grate tiem I liekd the movies.
~Valentino"
-He's really gotta work on his spelling. you thought to yourself while smiling.
~Alastor~
-Asks you to be his valentine's via a letter
-He takes you to Rosie's diner and you're only a little bit scared and creeped out by that.
-After taking you to Rosie's, he takes you to a lake with a picnic blanket laid out and wine and whiskey on it.
-Before getting too drunk you both walk back into the hotel, talking and laughing the nights away.
-When you two get back to the hotel, you decide he's been too stressed with the extrmanations so you give him head before you both go to sleep and cuddle.
-the morning after he returns the favor, making you unable to walk for the rest of the day <3
Hope yall enjoyed your gift!
-xoxo, Ari
The Vee's (not val) with a reader who has bird features and it's moulting season and how they help them please.
So like I'm kinda clueless when it comes to birds and i don't think google did me right but i tried my best anyway, i included all the vee's though so hope that's alright. enjoy anon!!
{slightly suggestive!!}
Vox would most likely not know what to do when you were molting
He would stare at you all weird while you were struggling to shed your old feathers, laughing to himself, he made sure you wouldn't hear cuz he knew you'd kill him if you found him laughing at your struggle
Before you angrily made a sarcastic comment about it “thanks for the help dear, if you keep staring at me enough I'm sure all of these feathers will be fucking gone y’know!”
“Oh uh- oops yeah sure how do you want me to help, doll?”
He would offer help but a side of him is incredibly weirded out by it and doesn't want to
Seeing you struggle though, he sighed and walked over to help you.
Plucking different feathers out, he ran his hand across your wings making you shudder
He should keep that in mind..
After you were all done you thanked him and he shrugged it off “yea, yea- i'm great i know doll.”
He stared at your pretty wings for a bit, smiling to himself at his your the hard work you both put in.
Velvette had a few models who had wings so she was used to this, she knew what to do.
She saw you struggling and while you denied help at first, saying you “could do it alone without any help”
She sighed and sat you down and got behind you helping you
“Will you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you?!”
She happily plucked out feathers and brushed out your wings, she made sure your wings would be looking better than they ever did.
She made you look all pretty and she even suggested going shopping for clothes, something that would look good with your wings.
You rejected her offer again, and instead just wrapped your wing around her, cuddling and keeping velvette close to you.
You both fell asleep there, but when you woke up velvette was gone, and in her place was a small gift bag with an outfit that matched your wings
A small tag was attached to it that said “only the best for you and your pretty wings”
You smiled and walked into her photoshoot she was directing with your new outfit and wings
Valentino also knows what to do, seeing as he also has wings
As for him actually deciding to help you on his own accord though?
Yea no, unless you specifically ask him to help you he won't, hell- he would probably laugh at you struggling.
If you did end up asking him however he would complain about it like it was a chore. He'd act like you asking him this was the most difficult task and it was the end of the world.
He still did it anyway, he plucked the feather out roughly and if you told him that he'd say something along the lines of
“I thought you wanted help pajarito? Stop being bipolar.”
After being incredibly rough with plucking out your feathers he would pet them softly
He brushed them thoroughly making sure each of them looked good.
When he ran his hands and fingers through the base of your wings you shuddered
“Oh?~ looks like i found a sensitive spot on you amorcito~”
...Good luck
hope you enjoyed lol!!
-Xoxo, Ari
guys im so right
prove me wrong? you cant.
unpopular opinion(maybe?)
ignore me ranting abt velvette here I just needed to get theese thoughts out- feel free to do with this what you will
velvette cant be submissive. she has too much if an ego and is too used to bossing ppl around to sub, I'm just saying like- I could never even figure out how to write a sub!velvette (mostly bc I'm bad a writing dominant readers, or just smut in general) BUT STILL I DONT THINK VELVETTE BOTTOMS
-xoxo Ari <3
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE SO CORRECT. BINGO! RIGHT ON THE MONEY! this bitch HAS. HAS TO BE A DOM. like- okay, sure, i could def see an ego unraveling and especially if there is like- a scene switch, but i could never see her begging. oh, no, YOU'RE the lucky one here- she could get anyone. you need to worship your shot and worship HER bro and that. that is. mm..m m..m.m.m.mMMMHMMHM
might jus make a fic abt this oml 😭
Ok but dom Velvette topic got me thinking.. Velvette having a leash for hellhound assistant/bodyguard and at first saying it's because it's in style for hellhounds (am I making something here?)
you are so right. you're making something alright.
"𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓓𝓸𝓰."
I JUST... im so normal about them. yes velvette got up just to tug on the leash. we're so normal about that!! i also tried to put a little V in the heart idk if it comes across I ALSO HAD VELVETTE IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT AND DIDNT NOTICE HALFWAY THROUGH ugh im going insane. feral. i need her carnally. ....listen... writer mutuals.. i call to you... my birthday is coming up soon, i would CRY if i got a little fic about this or some smut related shit about this AUGH PLEASE. OR JUST VELVETTE CONTENT. MORE GUARD DOG READERS!! SO GOOD!!! IDK I JUST BEG I BEG ON MY HANDS AND KNEES (also- a little tag for @bat-boness , if yall are interested in getting tagged lmk~!) ....and if you all dont... maybe ill write one of my own... >:]
Please, write an x reader about the Vs with an angel reader who they want to win over and who happens to be completely oblivious about their intentions because she is very naïve. Oh, and I would appreciate some fluff! If it's okay, I'd like Vox and Val to have romantic intentions while Velvette has platonic ones (ie: wanting to hang out with reader and show off her work). Of course, this last bit about Velvette is completely up to you! Thank you for reading! <3
my first ask back from hiatus, enjoy my dear anon! I'll be honest, I dont know how to write Valentino in a not smutty or angsty way, so I tried my best, velvette's has implications of her liking you but not dating so???
[SUGGESTIVE AND ITS VALENTINO SO IT DESERVES ITS OWN WARNING THERE]
THE VEE'S X ANGEL READER
Vox
☆ Vox found you during extermination day, you weren't an exterminator- just wanted to visit the bright red place they call hell.
☆ took an interest in you, more specifically your naivete. he put on his business smile and led you to the vee's tower wanting to “tour hell” with you
☆ Instead he just ended up falling for you harder than he thought
☆ his original plan was to get you to sign your soul off and he'd use you as branding, something like “even angels live voxtek products!!”
☆ but he ended up liking you more than he should've, he thinks your naive and kinda ditzy, he loves it and think its adorable
☆ however, he doesn't let you leave hell, so I suppose you're a fallen angel now.
☆ no matter, you're with Vox now. you can have everything you ever need and want
☆ And he totally didn't brainwash your brain into thinking that.
☆ “Just don't ask questions, okay angel?”
Valentino
~Valentino saw you wandering hell during extermination, you were not killing anyone though.. what the fuck?
~But you, you looked different then the other angles he'd seen.
~He just had to have you, I mean how could he possibly even resist! it's your fault for looking all dumb and naive like that after all.
~He grabbed your wrist and threw you into his studio, all the explicit content and nudity made your poor virgin eyes look away and blush.
~ “Aren't you a lovely specimen my dear angel? your so much different then the others I've seen, amorcito~” His voice was tinged with lies but you were just too stupid to notice, weren't you?
~You fell hook, line, and sinker for him. you quickly signed a contract with him, he had you right where he wanted you. while him? well you were..just another worker is all. but soon you started getting popular, in videos like Ditzy angel has their first time!~
~It was all acting anyway, what was the harm in making a few videos?
~You quickly became Val's favorite. He didn't treat you badly, you'd sit on his lap while he'd direct his other workers. He'd treat them so badly though! you couldn't help but feel bad so you often calmed val down by snuggling up to him and wrapping your pretty angelic wings around him.
~Upon your touch he usually shuts up, and wraps his own wings around you too. and he would always be gentle with you.
Velvette
-Velvette just found you waltzing around hell like it was no big deal, she was confused as hell but intrigued, you were different
-actually, you were perfect. so she snatched the opportunity while she could.
-She ran up to you, turning up her charm and asking you if you wanted to model for her company
-She showered you with compliments, and it was more like an order and demand rather than her actually asking you.
-no matter, you excitedly agreed. you've always wanted to be a model!
-Your her top model actually, you got a lot of popularity being an angel after all
-She dresses you up in white and blue, not usually her style but she must admit, it looks great on you!
-You never leave her side, she's very protective of you. I mean there are dangerous people out in hell and “I just wanna keep you safe my angelic dolly!~”
-Any of her advances fly right by you, not even noticing she's flirting with you, she does get pissed about it sometimes but she usually just ends up saying “You're a klutz, my dear angel. and your cute and ditzy and clearly not getting that I'm flirting with you so your clearly my type.”
-you look away from the new dress she bought you “Huh? sorry what'd you say Vel? I got distracted..”
-xoxo, Ari
In my head Reader was incredibly lazy by choice, now that they have nothing to lose after arriving in hell why not start a "business"?
Mafia Boss!Reader x The Vees
Is this indulgence? Yes. Do I still want you to hear me out? Yes, please and thank you.
I'm thinking about someone who's gonna stand up to them and be ballsy as hell about it. I'm thinking about Mafia Boss!Reader possibly being the 4th Vee. I want the Vees to go gaga over Reader. I want them drooling and shaking from how much they want Reader to be on their team.
The possibilities are ENDLESS for PLOT.
How they met you?
I'm thinking about Reader owning several bars where they exchange drugs and angelic weapons in private booths. Maybe the Vees smell out the competition and see you in all your intimidating glory. They watch you command peope and direct them which way to go with just a flick of a hand. They're curious.
Maybe you own a fighting ring? Meet Vox for promotional purposes. Meet Velvette for outfits for ring girls. Meet Valentino perhaps because he wants to hire some of your fighters for his porn studio.
Maybe you're a drug dealer too that specialises in new drugs that don't do much damage to the body and maybe even enhanced them in some way? Imagine Valentino wanting to get his hands on that and trying to make deals with you because he wants you on his line.
Weaponsmith?? Weapon's dealer?? Making custom weapons?? Offer protective services and bodyguard duties?? JUST WEAPONS.
Why do they want you and how would they feel about you?
I'm very sure that Valentino would drool over you. God the power you have? The intimidation? SO VERY SEXY FOR HIM. Trust that he's gonna be the mafia wife to your mafia boss. I'm sure he's gonna be head over heels over the idea of Mafia Boss!Reader being his guard dog of sorts.
Velvette? The OUTFIT INSPOS ARE ENDLESS. She's gonna make so much content and sell the idea that she's with someone so fucking strong so you don't get any fucking ideas with her and get cute. Plus, she's definitely gonna pull the "DO YOU KNOW WHO FUCK WE ARE" and the "DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHO I AM CONNECTED WITH"
Vox? He's gonna fucking like the pull you have and the fact that you have a lot of men that he can use to dispose of trash. His twink ass is shaking for you because you're THE BOSS (bend him over and spank him when he's being a brat). You're this big name with people on your beck and call. THE POWER YOU HAVE IS SO FUCKING HOT TO HIM BULLY HIM WITH IT STEP ON HIM
Will I write more? Probably :))
Okay, I know this is no shitpost anymore but ahhhhhhhh-
Look at her
She's so beautiful-
Nice To Eat You
The Vees x Cannibal!Reader
warnings: drugs, suggestive, rosie slander, dark themes, violence, security shenanigans and, hello, cannibalism
heads up: if you didn’t know, the people of cannibal town are hellborn; born in hell, never lived on earth, never sinned! their life spans are unknown(?) but seem to age as a human would, unlike other demons
Cannibal town has been off limits to The Vees, courtesy of Vox, ever since the incident with you know who. Meeting you was a suspicious surprise for them. You were kicked out of said town by Rosie for giving cannibals a bad name. Can you fucking believe the irony!?
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˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• Suspicious might be an understatement
• For the longest time, Vox is unnerved by you for every other reason than your appetite. Anyone associated with Rosie is an adversary by proxy. If you take Alastor out of the picture, Rosie is still an Overlord and all Overlords will inevitably crumble to The Vees– even if they don’t know it yet
• There’s an expression for that though, isn’t there? Keep your enemies close. That’s exactly how Vox went about dealing with you
• Gives you a job as his security guard. Hell knows he needs one, what with the price of fame and all, those dirty fucking sinners that try and touch him wherever he goes
• It’s a slow development because neither of you initiate conversation
• Vox is beyond used to the rotating door of demons in and out of his life. He abandons the names of anyone that isn’t you, Velvette or Valentino (Angel Dust and Alastor he can’t forget against his will)
• Becoming attached to you while simultaneously waiting for the other shoe to drop is fucking awful. It feels it like a bug in his system, annoys him to the point his screen starts glitching one day
“Just what the fuck are you up to!? I know you’re with Rosie–”
You knew, on some level, Vox didn’t trust you all the way but it didn’t bother you because he hardly seems to trust anyone. So you cut him off with a mix of a snort and a scoff,
“Rosie? Rosie’s a cunt. She gave me the boot years ago, haven't seen her since.”
Involuntarily, he begins to smile, “Years, huh?”
• Trust is another slow endeavor. Now that Vox doubts your motives slightly less than before, he can silently appreciate the fact you do a damn good job of keeping demons away from him. Bonus: if you happen to take a chunk out of them for shits and giggles, blood never touches his pristine self
• “I believe I owe you an apology,”
“Am I going to get one?”
• In a way, sure, but you’ll be sorely disappointed if you thought it was with words. He invites you to dinner. From that moment until you arrive at the restaurant, he’s reveling in the constant state of shock you seem to be in
• Your eyebrows jump when the waiter nervously lifts the lid from your plate and reveals ribs. Real, demon ribs
“Surprised?” Vox asks rather smugly
“Somewhat,” You return his sly smirk, “Most can’t stomach my… indulgences.”
“I don’t have a stomach. I think I’ll be just fine.”
˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• Vel doesn’t give two steaming shits about Rosie or her backwards, unflattering town so long as it doesn’t interfere with her enterprise. Vox’s grudges are his own. If The Vees got hellbent and demented over each other’s EOTD (Enemy Of The Day) nothing would get done!
• During a pathetic comment war on the her social, a few threats became too detailed for Vox’s liking
• A cannibal wasn’t his first choice– or second, or third– but you’d certainly scare off anyone trying to hurt his business partner!
• Velvette’s far from worried about being lunch when she meets you.
• “You’re my–? No. Absolutely not! I can’t be seen with this.” She gestures to all of you
“You’re not exactly making me drool either,” You mutter under your breath
• Judging by the looks of her partners’ faces, stunning Velvette to silence was impossible. Key word: was
• It didn’t last long and hasn’t stopped since
• She pulled out every trick in the book to get you to quit. She gave you a uniform to wear during your shifts, tossed fabrics at you until you turned into a living clothes rack, forced you to hold her phone during her live streams but criticized and berated the way you did
• For fucks sake, she even screamed at Vox to let her fire you!
• You didn’t need her to like you and that was as obvious as it was infuriating. She was Velvette! Everyone loved her! Having you around was like a black eye; literally bruising her ego and bad for business
• Or so she thought
• She made you stand in the shadows of her studio so you wouldn’t frighten anyone and ruin photoshoots with your “freaky face” she so eloquently put it.
• Velvette was mid fashion crisis, yelling at Joanne for the gazillionth time, when you approached from behind
“I’m taking my lunch.”
“Fucking fantastic! Here, have Joanne since she insists on being fucking useless!”
Playing along, you let a guttural growl rip from your throat, making Joanne jump high in the air.
She squeaked and shook her head vigorously, holding her hands in surrender, “I-I’ll be better, I swear!”
• Her candy cane eyes widened in delighted surprise. How had she been so blind to your potential usefulness!?
• Velvette could get high off the new game she created with you. It was like having a scary guard dog– only better dressed to aesthetics. Paparazzi didn’t dare touch her now, standing at a respectable distance that made her more unattainable and desirable than before
• Her attitude change makes her like-able to you too, she’s heaps more pleasant to be around now. You don’t mind doing the extra stuff that wasn’t in your contract like being a dress up doll, dealing with the pet names or escorting her to events. She knows and takes advantage of this instead of saying how she feels
• “You’re my arm candy now, dollface! You go where I go.”
“I hardly think I qualify as arm candy,” You mumble to her, overtly aware of how she holds you close to her
“If you’re fishing for compliments, fuck off to another pond. I don’t waste my free time with uggos,” She says seriously, abruptly smiling as a camera flashes in her direction, “Now get ready. Fans have been dying to get a picture with me lately and if anyone smudges this dress with their dirty fucking fingers, I want you to bite them off!”
“Anyone that touches you won’t have hands tomorrow,” You promise
• You swear she shivers upon hearing that
˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• The easiest by far to get along with. In a mortifying way
• Val is fairly accepting of all Hell’s creatures. It’s typically followed up by something sexual but, hey, you’re not in a position to complain, not when no one else in Hell would willingly sign up to work with a cannibal. Especially one outside the confines of Rosie’s civil town
• Rosie’s loss is his gain
• You would be lying if you said you weren’t expecting him to turn horror-struck but he barely blinks when you explain what you did to get exiled. Your savage methods intrigue him, a plethora of potentials just waiting to be explored. In fact, he goes a step further to praise you for being different
• “Hell would be deathly boring if everyone thought the same way, darling. That’s what makes you so… alluring.” He rolled his tongue with the last word, dragging it out and making it ring in your ears
• You’d been called many things in your afterlife, but never that
• You feel rather useless at the moth’s side. You were supposed to be protecting him but he could take care of himself just fine. Val was about the tallest in every room (if not the tallest) with guns hidden under his coat that he never used
• Later you’d understand he only reached for them as a last resort, when his head was unclouded by blood lust
• If you ever voiced your complaints, he’d be quick to reassure you that you make him look good. What powerful Overlord doesn’t have bodyguards? (Do. Not. Answer.)
• However the day does come when you prove your services have merit. On set of all places! A coked up Hellhound didn’t take kindly to Val’s directions, sending a demon wielding a boom mic flying towards him
• Valentino dodged the demon with ease, whipping around and aiming his pistol to put the dog down. Instead he saw you pushing the mutt’s face into the ground, his arm pinned at an angle. Your sharp teeth were bared at his throat, drool dampening his fur
• But you made no moves without Valentino’s say-so
• There’s a lot he could say about the scenario you provided him and how it made him feel– but he only calls your name, beckoning you back to his side
• Where you belong
• “You’re lucky I don’t like hair in my food,” You growl in the Hellhound’s ear before following after Val
• Valentino may be a mastermind of porn and sex but he knows the real way to a demon’s heart, it’s is the universal love language
• Unbothered by blood, he’ll sit pretty and poised on his loveseat while you tear into the meal he provided you. A thanks for a job well done
• “You’ll never go hungry now that you’re with me, monstruo,” The pet name is dripping with adoration, “I won’t waste you like that bitch did. Look at you, you’re already so special.”
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╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ i lost the request that went to this but i hope it reaches them. cannibal!reader got that rizz, huh?
꧁♡Intro post!♡꧂
hello! My name 𝓐𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷 ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ
Haven’t wrote fanfics in a while so might be a little rusty-
DO’s
Character x reader
smut/nsfw
Light angst
fluff
head-canons
female and Gn! Reader
DONT’s
character x character
more than 4 parts
Full angst
Yandere stuff (yet)
Male! reader (yet)
Fandoms I write for!
TMNT: Rise, Bayverse, and 2012
trolls: band together
ASTV
Hazbin Hotel
The Black Phone
Don’t really know what else to put- any request lemme know :3
꧁MASTERLIST꧂
A/N: decided to do a master list cause why not-
‼️ UPDATED REGULARLY ‼️
TMNT: Rise, Bayverse, 2012
Donatello:
Bay Donnie with a fem artist reader
Raphael:
Bay Raph with a chubby fem reader
Leonardo:
Nothing here yet…
Michelangelo:
Nothing here yet…
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TROLLS: Band Together ‼️NO LONGER WRITING FOR‼️
S Bruce:
Nothing here yet…
Clay:
Nothing here yet…
Floyd:
Nothing here yet…
John Dory/JD:
Nothing here yet…
Branch:
Nothing here yet…
Velvet:
Making out One Shot (Fem reader)
NSFW Headcanons (AGED UP🔞)
First Kiss One Shot (Fem reader)
Dating Headcanons (GN reader)
Veneer:
Dating Headcanons (GN reader)
NSFW Headcanons (AGED UP🔞)
♡
ASTV
Miguel O’Hara:
Nothing here yet…
Miles Morales (1610 and 42):
Nothing here yet…
Hobie Brown:
Nothing here yet…
Pavitr Prabhakar:
Nothing here yet…
Peter B Parker:
Nothing here yet…
Spider-Noir:
Nothing here yet…
♡
HAZBIN HOTEL:
Adam:
Nothing here yet…
Lucifer:
Nothing here yet…
Alastor:
Nothing here yet…
Angel Dust:
Nothing here yet…
Husk:
Nothing here yet…
Vox:
Nothing here yet…
Velvette:
Nothing here yet…
Valentino:
Nothing here yet…
Lute:
Nothing here yet…
♡
The Black Phone:
Finney Blake:
Nothing here yet…
Robin Arellano:
Nothing here yet…
Vance Hopper:
Nothing here yet…
Billy Showalter:
Nothing here yet…
Bruce Yamada:
Nothing here yet…
꧁❦☠︎︎❦꧂
WOWWEEEEE IM POSTING OMG-
lol uhh sorry I’ve been gone I’ve just been really tired and idk- I promise I’ll post more soon
-Aspen out!