Hi! I Was Wondering If You Could Do Headcanons For Blitz X F!reader Who's Taller Than Him (like 6'5-7'0

Hi! I was wondering if you could do headcanons for Blitzø x f!reader who's taller than him (like 6'5-7'0 and Blitzø is like 5 ft canonically 😭) but she loves to cuddle with him after a long day (she works at I.M.P. w/ him)

decided to make this a drabble because it was easier but I hope you enjoy either way hun!!

blitzø was always annoyed at how much taller than him you were, made him feel embarrassed and insecure 

of course, your dumb little teasing comments didn't help. calling him “Howww is my short king doingg??~”

“Christ on a fucking dick y/n. don't call me that shit!!” he said in a peeved tone.

“Oh come onnn you love me blitzyy~” you spoke in a condescending tone

“Shut up…” he mumbled under his breath, plopping down on the couch, rolling his eyes like some toddler throwing a tantrum.

you snickered and sat down with him “Sounds like you had a tough day at work hm?” you never really went with him on his assisnating missions, you were a secretary who worked at the front office so you never really needed to ever go out.

Blitzø kept on mumbling about his “bullshit day at work” and his “stupid and lame clients” while you nodded your head and agreed with him, attempting to give him comfort and peace. as you attempted to calm him down your arms wrapped around his waist cuddling up behind him, making him the little spoon. next you ran your hands up and down his body making him less tense. he breathed out a heavy sigh in his eyes started to flutter shut before mumbling a small “Thank you” you chuckled as you told him to just relax

before long he was out like a light. softly snoring in your embrace, but the tiredness and sleepiness finally caught up with you too, falling asleep with him wrapped up in your arms. 

You both slept peacefully before a bang on the door breaking down woke you both up with you standing up faster than you ever had, you got up so quick you swear you could've gotten fuckin dizzy

until you saw a wolf standing between the doorway. the same wolf blitzø let's man the phones, loona. you sighed in slight annoyance. as loona grumbled an angry “What?!”

Cant have fuckin shit in this office.

oh well, I suppose theres next time right?

-xoxo Ari

a quick update, I'm back from my hiatus obviously lol

I'll try n make two posts everyday so I can catch up on all the requests, heres the order in which I'll do them!!

Winged hazbin hotel characters x gn reader, what makes their wings unfurl? (suggestive)

blitzø x tall reader (fluff)

vox and Lucifer x artist reader headcanons

(romantic)

vox x f!reader, mutual pining to fucking (smut obviously)

vox and alastor x easily flustered yet cocky reader

(smut?? idk havent decided yet)

vox x reader (angst)

MY HAZBIN HOTEL OC?? IF YALL EVEN WANNA SEE THAT?? IDK-

Please, write an x reader about the Vs with an angel reader who they want to win over and who happens to be completely oblivious about their intentions because she is very naïve. Oh, and I would appreciate some fluff! If it's okay, I'd like Vox and Val to have romantic intentions while Velvette has platonic ones (ie: wanting to hang out with reader and show off her work). Of course, this last bit about Velvette is completely up to you! Thank you for reading! <3

my first ask back from hiatus, enjoy my dear anon! I'll be honest, I dont know how to write Valentino in a not smutty or angsty way, so I tried my best, velvette's has implications of her liking you but not dating so???

[SUGGESTIVE AND ITS VALENTINO SO IT DESERVES ITS OWN WARNING THERE]

THE VEE'S X ANGEL READER

Vox

☆ Vox found you during extermination day, you weren't an exterminator- just wanted to visit the bright red place they call hell. 

☆ took an interest in you, more specifically your naivete. he put on his business smile and led you to the vee's tower wanting to “tour hell” with you

☆ Instead he just ended up falling for you harder than he thought

☆ his original plan was to get you to sign your soul off and he'd use you as branding, something like “even angels live voxtek products!!”

☆ but he ended up liking you more than he should've, he thinks your naive and kinda ditzy, he loves it and think its adorable

☆ however, he doesn't let you leave hell, so I suppose you're a fallen angel now.

☆ no matter,  you're with Vox now. you can have everything you ever need and want

☆ And he totally didn't brainwash your brain into thinking that. 

☆ “Just don't ask questions, okay angel?”

Valentino 

~Valentino saw you wandering hell during extermination, you were not killing anyone though.. what the fuck?

~But you, you looked different then the other angles he'd seen.

~He just had to have you,  I mean how could he possibly even resist! it's your fault for looking all dumb and naive like that after all. 

~He grabbed your wrist and threw you into his studio, all the explicit content and nudity made your poor virgin eyes look away and blush.

~ “Aren't you a lovely specimen my dear angel? your so much different then the others I've seen, amorcito~” His voice was tinged with lies but you were just too stupid to notice, weren't you?

~You fell hook, line, and sinker for him. you quickly signed a contract with him, he had you right where he wanted you. while him? well you were..just another worker is all. but soon you started getting popular, in videos like Ditzy angel has their first time!~

~It was all acting anyway, what was the harm in making a few videos?

~You quickly became Val's favorite. He didn't treat you badly, you'd sit on his lap while he'd direct his other workers. He'd treat them so badly though! you couldn't help but feel bad so you often calmed val down by snuggling up to him and wrapping your pretty angelic wings around him.

~Upon your touch he usually shuts up, and wraps his own wings around you too. and he would always be gentle with you. 

Velvette

-Velvette just found you waltzing around hell like it was no big deal, she was confused as hell but intrigued, you were different 

-actually, you were perfect. so she snatched the opportunity while she could.

-She ran up to you, turning up her charm and asking you if you wanted to model for her company

-She showered you with compliments, and it was more like an order and demand rather than her actually asking you.

-no matter, you excitedly agreed. you've always wanted to be a model!

-Your her top model actually,  you got a lot of popularity being an angel after all

-She dresses you up in white and blue, not usually her style but she must admit, it looks great on you!

-You never leave her side, she's very protective of you. I mean there are dangerous people out in hell and “I just wanna keep you safe my angelic dolly!~”

-Any of her advances fly right by you, not even noticing she's flirting with you, she does get pissed about it sometimes but she usually just ends up saying “You're a klutz, my dear angel. and your cute and ditzy and clearly not getting that I'm flirting with you so your clearly my type.”

-you look away from the new dress she bought you “Huh? sorry what'd you say Vel? I got distracted..”

-xoxo, Ari

id kiss you so hard /p if you did something with velvette having lowkey more cat traits.. purring and retractable claws... fangs... if you LOVE LOVE a cat/dog dynamic, maybe throw in a hell hound body guard reader?? hmm?? if you wanna write a specific blurb instead of headcannons, maybe her making biscuits? nuzzling into the reader, getting all physically touchy after a hard day of work etc

Mwah! gotta feed my favorite artist :3

I've had a rlly stong urge to write velvette so this was great, i decided to mix up my ideas with yours so yea lol

Enjoy this drabble hun!!

The smell of freshly baked cookies filled the air, you've always loved baking with your girlfriend, velvette. While she never really did much of cooking you enjoyed the time spent with her anyway. She tapped her claws on the marble counters, just standing there looking pretty. She was scrolling through the latest news before her pupils dilated at the sight of the cookies immediately trying to snatch one out of the tray. Your hand caught her, stopping her from grabbing one while chuckling “Not yet Vel, they're still hot. Have some patience for Lucifer's sake!” You placed down the tray while petting her, her soft ears folding down at your touch. She mumbled something along the lines of “i don't care if it's hot i want one now”  you scooped her up and walked her over to the couch “Hey! put me the fuck down you dumb dog!-” 

You growled at the name calling before dropping her on the couch. “Happy?”

“Yea, good puppy.” 

You blushed at the name looking away from her “call me that again and i swear you aren't getting any cookies” 

“That's not fair!” Velvette whined

“And I don't care." You rolled your eyes before sitting down on the couch next to her “they need to cool down anyway, what do you wanna do in the meantime?” Velvette grabbed the remote controller. “Wanna watch a movie?” You nodded, before laying down on her thighs, yea you knew she was gonna tease you about it but you were too comfy to give a shit. “Comfy down there?” You mumbled a quick ‘fuck you’ before nodding your head. Her hand scratched a tuft of your hair, petting your upright hellhound ears, you tried to ignore the fact your long and fluffy tail was wagging. Before scrolling through ‘Voxflix’ for a while you decided no movies were good enough to watch. You got up from the couch and stretched. “Mkay, they're probably done cooling down by now. You can finally have one now and stop your whining” Velvette rolled her eyes before yawning, her sharp fangs showing before getting up and walking over to grab a cookie following your lead. 

You grabbed two cookies and handed one to her. She bit down on it, almost accidentally biting your hand. She smiled happily at the taste, hugging you and cuddling up next to you. Nuzzling herself in between your neck, purring. “Thank you puppy, these taste great.”

“I told you not to call me that Vel!!”

“Yeaa well you can just suck it up and deal with the nickname puppy~”

You blushed again, sighing and finally accepting the nickname that your dumb cat girlfriend gave you. “Fine..” “Good dog.” Velvette laughed as she kissed you on the cheek, grabbing another cookie.

Hope you enjoyedd!! i loved writing this it was so cute

-xoxo, Ari

As an aroace sex-repulsed person I just wanna say:

It's fine by me if you want to write smut featuring Alastor, consensual or not, because nowhere is it clearly stated that he's sex-repulsed.

It's not disrespectful or anything like that. The only thing I'd hate from any content creator is if they're trying to gatekeep a character because they kin them or something, or if the creator goes out of their way to disrespect real people.

Heck, you can write any character however you want. That's the beauty of fictional stories and characters: they're subjective. Art is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

The people in the tags making this whole thing a big deal are not the spokespeople of the whole ace community, or any community.

Keep on keeping on y'all, I love you and all your works. 🖤

guys can somone pls tell me how to make a masterlist 😭🙏

I need to make one but idk how somone teach me😔