Have I Mentioned I'm In Love With Saoirse.

have I mentioned I'm in love with saoirse.

INTRODUCING PROFESSOR! ZWEIG

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disclaimer : suggestive topics mentioned

professor! zweig is the students favorite member of the faculty, he is incredibly liked by his student. professor! zweig definitely tells his students what exactly goes on in the upcoming exam because he honestly doesn't know himself how he made it and become a professor.

professor! zweig who always has office hours free for his favourite student and compliments them in a charming way (he does has his hands a little too long on your arm btw), professor! zweig who praises you and calls you 'good', professor! zweig who definitely wouldn't decline when you offer him other ways to get a better grade even if he knows its wrong

patrick zweig ౨ৎ professor zweig (req! / gn user)

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request form ? here | asks. open! | dms. open!

also happy birthday to my beloved maya pooks (from my side of the world) i love you so so so much and i am so glad we became friends! i love you so dearly. 💕 also shorter introduction post this time because life has been kinda busy and messy so i was kinda focused on other things. next one is gonna be better i promise.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

*Art and Patrick texting after a drunk hookup*

Art: idk man that felt gay :(

Patrick: we are gay. (???)

Art: ok yeah but not this gay

INTRODUCING PROFESSOR! ZWEIG

+ BOT RELEASE

disclaimer : suggestive topics mentioned

professor! zweig is the students favorite member of the faculty, he is incredibly liked by his student. professor! zweig definitely tells his students what exactly goes on in the upcoming exam because he honestly doesn't know himself how he made it and become a professor.

professor! zweig who always has office hours free for his favourite student and compliments them in a charming way (he does has his hands a little too long on your arm btw), professor! zweig who praises you and calls you 'good', professor! zweig who definitely wouldn't decline when you offer him other ways to get a better grade even if he knows its wrong

patrick zweig ౨ৎ professor zweig (req! / gn user)

link ➫ here

request form ? here | asks. open! | dms. open!

also happy birthday to my beloved maya pooks (from my side of the world) i love you so so so much and i am so glad we became friends! i love you so dearly. 💕 also shorter introduction post this time because life has been kinda busy and messy so i was kinda focused on other things. next one is gonna be better i promise.

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/763564122480705536/lets-talk-about-how-art-doesnt-get-a-boner-until?source=share

Art purposefully lying on the questions so he can try and get "not gay" but it still gives him 50%

Head in his hands like FUCK!!!! Clocked his little bisexual ass so quickly!!

Patrick checks his browser history bc he’s acting weird and that usually means he jerked off to freaky shit and feels ashamed about it.

Instead he finds his browser history full of shit like “is it gay to kiss best friend both guys” “is it gay to like kissing another boy” “normal to like guys and girls” “guys kissing” “brunette and blonde guys kissing” “gay porn” “brunette guy jerk off” “is it gay to cum to gay porn”

STOP YOU LOVE MY ACCOUNT?!?!?#,#^$&# ME??? I AM BUT A SILLY LIL GUY WDYM I LOVE UR ACCOUNT

Caught / polarpids / getting it right sound so delicious!!! omg I wanna see these so bad 😭🙏

auughhh !!! im so glad, because so far those are some of my personal favourites out of the kinktober bots !! as usual, it IS me, so dont be expecting miracles but i am hoping to get those ones out soon-ish !!!

(also feeling a little star struck rn ??? its a total honour, i love your account sm !!! <33)