I Watched Derision And.oh God, Its A Mess

I watched Derision and….oh God, it’s a mess

I hated it

Everything was so lame

Everyone was so out of character in this episode

And I gonna ask this, when Mari was akumatized, we see her memories right?, alright, now can some please tell….why the heck we could also see other characters point of view???!!! Isn’t this sequence is in Mari’s POV?? Like, someone explain that

And please, look me in the eye and try to tell me this backstory make sense, come, try

Because none of this make fucking sense!

And before you go to tell me otherwise, I’m saying this as some who was in the fandom since season 1, like, when everyone where trying to figure out who Hawkmoth is, that old I am, so no, no try to tell me I don’t know anything about the show and the characters because I know them perfectly

So yeah I can tell, Chloe wasn’t this type of ““eViL””” in previous seasons back then, Marinette wasn’t even scared of her, she was just annoyed by her, even before Alya came she wasn’t really afraid of her, she was like “ugh, this bitch”

And tell me Mari, if you where so traumatized about falling in love with someone, than why didn’t you do the same thing with Luka and Chat Noir huh?, Please explain yourself young lady?

In fact, why are you panicking in front Kim??, you always acted normal around him!!

And for last, I just loveee the doble standard in this show

Marinette can be excused of her stalking behavior towards Adrien, every bad thing she does was just because she is traumatize, so please don’t be harsh on her, after all, she is young, and kids do stupid thing

But nooo, no no, Chloe shouldn’t be excused, forget the fact her mom is a abusive bitch, forget about the fact she openly say to Ladybug she feels useless, forget the fact she was only Adrien’s best friend back then and did care about him (watch “Collector episode 1, season 2), forget the fact she has Andre as a pathetic excuse of father

Because every teen can be forgiven except Chloe

She is evil, she always will be, she can’t change, because Thomas say so, and if you not agree than you are an abusive person, your evil as well

And Mylene…shut up, please

When Thomas would release that not everyone reacts the same way on trauma?

Back to Mari’s panic attacks, everything go to fast to me!, there’s no time no analysis what the hell is going on, also, didn’t she used to be in the public pool before this episode?, like, Mr Pigeon 72 never happen I guess

Also, this episode make her look worse because back in season 3 in Animaestro, she fucking team up with Chloe, Chloe, her bully, the person who made her life back then a living hell, to humiliate Kagami in front Adrien

What the hell Mari!?

And Chat….sweety, honey, I love you, and I insist your deserve better but….please don’t do that, this isn’t you, your not like that, your better than this

Anyway this episode is trash, is literally every salt fic in one episode, every single cliche of a generic backstory perfect for a Wattpad’s fanfic

And please, instead of trying to tell me every episode that Chloe is evil and I should hate her, what not you guys try to focus in more interesting lore instead? Please, like, kwamis, Gabriel and Emilie? (Representation doesn’t count)

And even then, why show this episode in season 5, you literally have a lot of seasons to show this, and you decided this was the right moment??

Ok, that’s all I wanted to say

Se ya folks

Here are the powers ideas for the miraculous in my MLB remake because in my version most of the original powers doesn’t convince me or they mostly don’t make sense (*cough* rooster *cough*)

Pig 🐖: Restorative food, the holder cook food for their teammates, the food would give them back the energy they lost in the battle (doesn’t heal injuries or sickness)

Snake 🐍: Future vision, the holder manage to see what would happen moments after of an situation, so they would tell the team of what would happen

Tiger 🐅: Camouflage, they will combine with the environment, that way they can hide from the enemy and chase their prey

Rooster 🐓: Strong scream, with this they will stun everyone around them, keeping everyone deaf for a few moments except the holder

Peacock 🦚: Blindness, the feathers will expand behind the wearer and anyone who looks directly at them will be blinded for a few moments

Goat 🐐: Telekinesis, move objects or even persons in every way they want, even give the enemies a electric touch

Rabbit 🐇: Multiplication, the holder can multiplied in many copies of them (get it, because rabbits can multiply), but they would have a limit time, they can jump more higher than other holders

Ox 🐂: Super strength, can hold heavy objects and throw them away, physically they are more resistant than other holders

Mouse 🐁: Change size, become more smaller to get inside places or get things, they can become bigger as well

Dog 🐕: Sense of smell, when they throw the ball and hit the objetive, in case they loose it, they can activate their power to smell and follow the target

Monkey 🐵: Derision, makes the enemies more dumb or ruins their weapons to be useless

Dragon 🐉: Whether elements, alter it to make it more chaotic

Horse 🐎 : Teleportation, move to place to place by portals, the horse make the holder be more faster than the other holders, being able to travel great distances

Moth (I know in canon is a butterfly but I like the moth theme) 🦋: Emotion and transmission, the moth would become in a cocoon to keep the person inside but the victim would be trap in their own mind without noticing, the holder play with the memories of the person and bring their dreams, goals and fears to provoke them, also participate in their fantasies, when the holder accept the holder’s help, they will transform in the creature of the pain or emotion they feel right now (the holder don’t give powers but they give the victim the strength to finally express what they are feeling)

So here they are

I didn’t put the main five because I think they’re ok (just the ladybug one is over-power)

I would say it

What they did to Chloe is not justice or karma

What the writers did to her is cruel and disgusting

Sure, she is a bully and a spoiled brat, what she did need to face consequences for that

But this…is just…I don’t have the words to say it

The fact that Andre don’t face any consequences for his actions and also as a reward he now has a new kid to raise its piss me off

That man is not innocent, he did not deserve this pathetic excuse of redemption arc

It also make me sick how people are celebrating this, even saying she deserves this and how they were right all this time about her been an “irredimible monster” and even saying Andre was a caring father to her

Caring father my ass, he is pathetic, an hypocrite, a man child and an coward

Are you telling me the man who raised that child to be an spoiled and mean person is now the victim???

“B-But his dreams to be a movie director where crushed because he become a mayor to impress Audrey and then Chloe came and and-“

Please….SHUT UP!!!

This is NOT Chloe’s fault, no child should be blamed for the parents decisions and actions

And despide her attitude and her actions, you liked or not, she is still an abused child

I’m sick of this “if you are an abused child but you behavior is awful then your as bad and even worst than your abusers”

What is this “perfect victim” thing going on in this show???

“But Mylene was abandoned by her mom and she is not-“

Shut up

“But Zoe-“

I said shut up

No every person reacts to trauma the same way, everyone reacts different

So please, stop doin that

Stop blaming the kid for being abused and not behave as the “poor and perfect victim 🥺”

And also

Can you guys stop blaming Adrien for not telling Mari that he was gonna live Paris??!!

May I remind you he is son of Gabriel Friking Agreste!!!!???

And also stop blaming him for not standing up, this is not his fault, he is a kid under his father’s control

And sadly I really can’t see any moment he would do it because the show want him to be just a trophy for Mari

Just a damsel in distress for our protagonist because this show forget the title of the series “Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and CHAT NOIR”

And Miss Bustier, Damocles and every fucking adult of this show….all you guys sucks!

How the heck you let a child to be the mayor in the first place!!??You guys should know better!

No one did shit to help Chloe, all you did is just “am Chloe please don’t be mean, you have to be nice uwu”

You really tough this was gonna work??

No even you Marinette, you just told her to vibe with her shitty mom because they are both “mean”, no shit why didn’t she change for the better

But you know what, I’m not goin to blame Mari on this, because this is not her job, she is a kid as well, is the grow ass adults job

What this show built up in season 2 was pointless, because why give us a redemption arc for Chloe, why give her deep, why make her sympathetic, why make her the Bee holder if this wasn’t going anywhere??

I hate season 5, I take it back what I say about season 3 and 4, this is by far the worst season of the series in my opinion

That’s all folks

Deer out 🦌

No one is saying Chloe is a saint

But you like it or not Chloe is still an abused child

Of course she need to face consequences for what her did but also her parents, specifically Andre because he is the one who raised her, he is literally the would reason why she is like this

Unpopular opinion.

You can’t criticise anyone for “Condoning abuse” if You keep stanning Chloe and making excuses for her.

Chloe is an abuser too.

She’s abused Marinette by bullying her.

She’s abused everyone at the school by using her father’s power to make their lives difficult, or in some cases get them expelled or fired.

She’s abused Sabrina by treating her like a slave.

She’s abused Adrien by sexually assaulting him, and being a terrible friend.

And easily the worst one.

She’s abused Zoe, her own flesh and blood. Trying to groom her into her obedient pawn, trying to get her deported, telling her what she can and can’t do IN HER OWN HOUSE! Using their banshee of a mother like an attack dog when she knows full well what kind of person Audrey is. 

I get it, ok. You wanted your precious “Bad girl goes good” arc. But please stop with this. Especially the Zoe part. That I find honestly offensive. 

I was working in my Ladybug’s redesign and then I got the idea to play a little with her original costume

This is the result

Now, I hear the reason why the producers didn’t want to go for the idea for the series to be an anime or 2D animation it was because of Ladybug’s spots

On one part I kinda get it, but IDK, why not just change her design?, like, the 3D one has more spots than the 2D one, I only put less spots and some black parts, not saying is better than the original but this is just an idea of what they could do in that case, in fact, I played with the idea of her hair and eyes become blue when she is Ladybug

Sketch:

Hope you like this

Deer out

Zoe getting the cat miraculous got me thinking

If Chloe had kept her character development we could had Chloe with cat miraculous…

The more I think about it, the more upset I am