I Watched Derision And.oh God, Its A Mess

I watched Derision and….oh God, it’s a mess

I hated it

Everything was so lame

Everyone was so out of character in this episode

And I gonna ask this, when Mari was akumatized, we see her memories right?, alright, now can some please tell….why the heck we could also see other characters point of view???!!! Isn’t this sequence is in Mari’s POV?? Like, someone explain that

And please, look me in the eye and try to tell me this backstory make sense, come, try

Because none of this make fucking sense!

And before you go to tell me otherwise, I’m saying this as some who was in the fandom since season 1, like, when everyone where trying to figure out who Hawkmoth is, that old I am, so no, no try to tell me I don’t know anything about the show and the characters because I know them perfectly

So yeah I can tell, Chloe wasn’t this type of ““eViL””” in previous seasons back then, Marinette wasn’t even scared of her, she was just annoyed by her, even before Alya came she wasn’t really afraid of her, she was like “ugh, this bitch”

And tell me Mari, if you where so traumatized about falling in love with someone, than why didn’t you do the same thing with Luka and Chat Noir huh?, Please explain yourself young lady?

In fact, why are you panicking in front Kim??, you always acted normal around him!!

And for last, I just loveee the doble standard in this show

Marinette can be excused of her stalking behavior towards Adrien, every bad thing she does was just because she is traumatize, so please don’t be harsh on her, after all, she is young, and kids do stupid thing

But nooo, no no, Chloe shouldn’t be excused, forget the fact her mom is a abusive bitch, forget about the fact she openly say to Ladybug she feels useless, forget the fact she was only Adrien’s best friend back then and did care about him (watch “Collector episode 1, season 2), forget the fact she has Andre as a pathetic excuse of father

Because every teen can be forgiven except Chloe

She is evil, she always will be, she can’t change, because Thomas say so, and if you not agree than you are an abusive person, your evil as well

And Mylene…shut up, please

When Thomas would release that not everyone reacts the same way on trauma?

Back to Mari’s panic attacks, everything go to fast to me!, there’s no time no analysis what the hell is going on, also, didn’t she used to be in the public pool before this episode?, like, Mr Pigeon 72 never happen I guess

Also, this episode make her look worse because back in season 3 in Animaestro, she fucking team up with Chloe, Chloe, her bully, the person who made her life back then a living hell, to humiliate Kagami in front Adrien

What the hell Mari!?

And Chat….sweety, honey, I love you, and I insist your deserve better but….please don’t do that, this isn’t you, your not like that, your better than this

Anyway this episode is trash, is literally every salt fic in one episode, every single cliche of a generic backstory perfect for a Wattpad’s fanfic

And please, instead of trying to tell me every episode that Chloe is evil and I should hate her, what not you guys try to focus in more interesting lore instead? Please, like, kwamis, Gabriel and Emilie? (Representation doesn’t count)

And even then, why show this episode in season 5, you literally have a lot of seasons to show this, and you decided this was the right moment??

Ok, that’s all I wanted to say

Se ya folks

I’m gonna be hell honest with everyone

I never liked Ladybug’s upgrade suit

Like, it’s not that bad, is better than the original but, I don’t know, something feels off

Those extra ribbons nah nah and the long pigtails doesn’t work for me

And the red polka dots are the worst part

And does black parts with red spots in her arms like…why??

The original already has to much polka dots, but this just to much

It would worked better if the black part doesn’t have the red polka dots, like Mister Bug

If they wanted to add polka dots, why not use another color like…white? I mean, ladybugs have that color

This is just my opinion, if you like that’s totally fine

And I did a random edit

Not sayin it should look like this but, it just an idea

Sorry, I just have to change some stuff a little

Here are the powers ideas for the miraculous in my MLB remake because in my version most of the original powers doesn’t convince me or they mostly don’t make sense (*cough* rooster *cough*)

Pig 🐖: Restorative food, the holder cook food for their teammates, the food would give them back the energy they lost in the battle (doesn’t heal injuries or sickness)

Snake 🐍: Future vision, the holder manage to see what would happen moments after of an situation, so they would tell the team of what would happen

Tiger 🐅: Camouflage, they will combine with the environment, that way they can hide from the enemy and chase their prey

Rooster 🐓: Strong scream, with this they will stun everyone around them, keeping everyone deaf for a few moments except the holder

Peacock 🦚: Blindness, the feathers will expand behind the wearer and anyone who looks directly at them will be blinded for a few moments

Goat 🐐: Telekinesis, move objects or even persons in every way they want, even give the enemies a electric touch

Rabbit 🐇: Multiplication, the holder can multiplied in many copies of them (get it, because rabbits can multiply), but they would have a limit time, they can jump more higher than other holders

Ox 🐂: Super strength, can hold heavy objects and throw them away, physically they are more resistant than other holders

Mouse 🐁: Change size, become more smaller to get inside places or get things, they can become bigger as well

Dog 🐕: Sense of smell, when they throw the ball and hit the objetive, in case they loose it, they can activate their power to smell and follow the target

Monkey 🐵: Derision, makes the enemies more dumb or ruins their weapons to be useless

Dragon 🐉: Whether elements, alter it to make it more chaotic

Horse 🐎 : Teleportation, move to place to place by portals, the horse make the holder be more faster than the other holders, being able to travel great distances

Moth (I know in canon is a butterfly but I like the moth theme) 🦋: Emotion and transmission, the moth would become in a cocoon to keep the person inside but the victim would be trap in their own mind without noticing, the holder play with the memories of the person and bring their dreams, goals and fears to provoke them, also participate in their fantasies, when the holder accept the holder’s help, they will transform in the creature of the pain or emotion they feel right now (the holder don’t give powers but they give the victim the strength to finally express what they are feeling)

So here they are

I didn’t put the main five because I think they’re ok (just the ladybug one is over-power)

Rabbit! Marinette

Hear style inspired by her Penny Bug’s design

I wanted her to have a more cute look and her suit not be just a spandex (seriously what is with this show with giving the girls cast a spandex??)

Hope you like it

Sketch

Rabbit! Marinette

Hair style inspired by her Penny Bug’s design

I wanted her to have a more cute look and her suit not be just a spandex (seriously what is with this show with giving the girls cast a spandex??)

Hope you like it

Sketch

Relax my dude

You don’t need to be that aggressive

I decided to remake my Cat!Chloe design

I give her yellow instead of blue in her suit, I would keep that color for Marinette’s cat!suit and I give her some fur

Here is the sketch and the old design