I Imagine Alfred Combed All The Robins' Hair In The Middle Section Since They Were Kids (and They're

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

Your headcanon about Bruce killing previously is parallel to one of mine where someone watches him like casually dismantle a dead body -for whatever reason- and are horrified by how casual he is about it and he’s like, the reason I don’t kill isn’t cause I can’t handle it it’s cause I’d be realllllyyy good at it

Bonus points if that horrified person is Clark, who has to watch Bruce break down a body piece by piece (for case reasons).

Clark: wait…why do you know how to do this?

Bruce, shrugging, blood streaked across his face: after a while it just becomes routine

Clark: after a WHILE?

“Bruce Wayne goes prematurely grey at 39; What does Gotham’s Prince have to be stressed about?”

There’s so much identity porn potential in that question. Unless Bruce starts dyeing his hair, it’s a fair question — why did he go grey so young? Thomas didn’t. He’s a billionaire, so what could honestly be so stressful?

(To be extra cruel, maybe he goes grey when Jason dies but the death isn’t announced to the press until a few months later, just to get the story in place)

Funniest possible stance for Brucie Wayne to publically take is a firmly-rooted belief that Batman doesn't exist.

"I've never once been rescued by this so-called hero and I've been kidnapped 14 times already this year."

"Why would the police summon him with a giant lantern? Wouldn't that make more sense for Mothman?"

"I know what you can do with Photoshop, these doctored pictures can't fool me! Tim's a whiz with photos, have you seen his latest exhibit..?"

"Vigilantism is illegal, you can't do that."

I finally got caught up with the new nightwing