Idk If That Has Been Done Before But I Havent Seen It So Have This Thing I Made Lol

Idk if that has been done before but I haven’t seen it so have this thing I made lol

EXACTLY

@violetbumblebea’s uncanny Clark post is so very important actually

i love that in superman birthright, his eyes are highlighted as an actual uncanny feature of his, that they’re so beautiful and blue but they’re also too blue, like “i’ve never seen a human with eyes that blue” blue. that’s the good shit

clark “bumbling reporter” kent, who is always so hyper aware of his body that his “clumsy” antics never put anyone in harms way vs. bruce wayne who hasnt slept in 4 days, falling asleep standing up, sending himself crashing into a tower of champagne glasses at a gala, making glass and alcohol fly every where ruining at least three peoples very expensive outfits (not to mention getting alcohol in his fresh stitches that are hidden under his clothes), fight

Not you Bat Gran! I'm sure you're a great cook :D

I'm totally poking fun at my grandparents who, while I love them dearly, don't know how to use seasons beyond salt and think everything should be over cooked to ere on the side of caution

"Alfred is so good at cooking!" "No one can out cook Alfred"

You fool. He is old. He is British. He is white. That is three things against him.

Bruce likes his cooking because he's very precise and gets all necessary ingredients in. Everyone else? Hates it but thinks they're the only one and that they are crazy.

Dick, trying to not get thrown back into the system: Yummy :)

Jason, a street kid who doesn't regain proper tastes until the Pit: So good.

Tim Drake, scared of being in the way: Love it :)

Damian, who knows the values of nutrients and respecting elder: Good.

"GOD, TAKE ME INSTEAD!"

They are besties for the resties

'just take the picture robin'