EXACTLY

EXACTLY

@violetbumblebea’s uncanny Clark post is so very important actually

i love that in superman birthright, his eyes are highlighted as an actual uncanny feature of his, that they’re so beautiful and blue but they’re also too blue, like “i’ve never seen a human with eyes that blue” blue. that’s the good shit

The city throws together a celebration that puts Mardi Gras in New Orleans to shame. On the front float, sits Bruce Wayne with a king's crown, sobbing

Au where Batman kills the joker then goes to turn himself in as Bruce Wayne, ready to confess everything detail, but as soon as he states he killed the joker everyone starts celebrating

And Bruce is just standing there angry like, “I’m a murder!”

Random person chained to a bench, “mista Wayne killed the joka!” Cheers are erupting, papers flying, c*ps and people about to be processed are dancing together

Then the press starts celebrating the end

Wanna write a fic and am reblogging to keep myself accountable and as credit :)

Bruce creating a Kryptonian sensory deprivation tank for Clark because he noticed Clark can get overwhelmed by his super senses after being Superman for a long time…  and Bruce’s autistic ass is like “hm silent goo chamber for my friend… perfect he will love it”

Meanwhile Clark pulls up to the Batcave and sees what appears to be a lead lined chamber of hybrid Kryptonian/Human technology and is like :( oh… I really thought I got past the stage where Bruce was putting this much effort into creating ways of imprisoning me… I guess we aren’t as close as I thought…

miscommunication angst ensues :] 

clark “bumbling reporter” kent, who is always so hyper aware of his body that his “clumsy” antics never put anyone in harms way vs. bruce wayne who hasnt slept in 4 days, falling asleep standing up, sending himself crashing into a tower of champagne glasses at a gala, making glass and alcohol fly every where ruining at least three peoples very expensive outfits (not to mention getting alcohol in his fresh stitches that are hidden under his clothes), fight

You know what? I'm going to say it. Tim doesn't like coffee more than the average teenager. He doesn't drink entire pots daily and doesn't drink it black.

No, Tim is a Starbucks girlie (Starbucks girlies are not of any gender, they transcend such human constraints).

Tim daily drinks $7, tooth rotting drinks that have exactly one (1) coffees in it