I Am 18 Now. You Know What This Means >:) I Can Finally Write ~adult~ Content.

I am 18 now. You know what this means >:) I can finally write ~adult~ content.

*clears throat*

"Batman and Superman busted it down sexual style"

happy deathday to my baby boy😢sorry I'm late again.

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

Idk, sad Bruce, ‘cose his kids want to be alone and do some shady teenage stuff without their dad?

Insert any of his kids and I think it would fit.

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

Kidnapping the spouse of an alien that can hear his heart beat wherever he is, is not the smartest idea.