This But Ive Got Like 3 Followers

This but I’ve got like 3 followers

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

Give whoever made this the Nobel Prize, all of them

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

Go onto myinstants.com and play a loud incorrect buzzer sound every time they get ur pronouns wrong

how do i tell my parents to be better at using they/them pronouns for me? theyre very accepting, for which i am so so grateful, but theyre terrible at using my pronouns since i came out last october, they tried at first but i feel like they sort of gave up after a month and idrk how to help/tell them to use them more bc it makes me kinda uncomfortable when they use the wrong ones

Sitting in my Castle rn thinking Abt that time I decided to pick a fight with this one ginger girl who’s whole thing was that she’d “never known defeat”

Spoiler alert I lost