Sam, A Child About To Get Traumatised, Already Sobbing: Hello?

Sam, a child about to get traumatised, already sobbing: Hello?

Dr Welling, about to do the weirdest most extreme strip routine known to man:

”Kill them with kindness.”

WRONGGGGGGGGG I’M LOOKING FOR FERNS 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

warriors with bleeding wounds they're trying to hide, soldiers with ragged breaths breathing through the pain, fighters with cuts wrapped in bandages, clenched jaws and angry outbursts, sucking through teeth and grunts and pushing themselves. biting. through. the. pain. because showing would be weakness and weakness they are not

Captain's Log

Day 1 of writing fanfiction for Twelfth Night (yes, the Shakespeare play) in which it is lesbians instead of a woman pining meaninglessly over a straight woman pretending to be a man (aka Viola/Olivia and Orsino/Sebastian).

I am slowly going insane, I no longer understand the English language and I really wish there were more details about what Viola was like, because there's basically no plot anymore if we don't have Viola fall in love with Orsino. It's all over too quickly.

I might cry. I will keep you all updated on this.

I am also taking suggestions for plotpoints to throw in for funsies. For shits and giggles, even.

Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]