Stephanie: Just Imagine Hes Playing Basketball, Points At You And Says This Is For You, And Completely

Stephanie: Just imagine he’s playing basketball, points at you and says “this is for you”, and completely misses.

Y/N: Not gonna lie, that would be so hot. I love pathetic men.

Tim, who’s been dating Y/N for years:

NO FRRRRR

I hate reading romantic!batfam fics and the reader is one of Bruce's kids 😐

"B-B-But they're all adopted 🥺👉👈" ION GIVE A FUCK‼️❗️I will litteraly rub my bare coochie against dry cement and slurp a leather jacket through a plastic straw before I read some bullshit about Jason asking Bruce to marry batsibling!reader trust.

All of them. Poly relationship. Fight me

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

I mean 😏😏

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: I kind of love telling people I don’t want kids.

Jason: Because then they hit me with that line, You might change your mind when you get older!

Jason: And then I get to respond with, B*tch, I was not put on this planet to raise children!

Jason: I was put on this planet to raise hell!

Tim: It’s worth mentioning that he does this unprompted. No one looks at him and thinks, ah yes, this one should be responsible for children, unless they need their sanity checked.

Y/N: Just... be careful, okay?

Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well being?

Y/N: Screw this up and I'll kill you.

Jason: That's more like it.