My Impression Of The Harbingers When I First Saw Them

My impression of the Harbingers when I first saw them

Pierro: I have never seen Game of Thrones but this is a character who could be from Game of Thrones. He is Jack Frosts terrible father. He has not smiled since the day he was born. If he yelled at you you would see your life flashing before your eyes. Probably immortal. He's the Davy Jones of Genshin Impact. He is cold and heartless but then at night he sobs over the piano to a sad music box tune.

Columbina: After countless experiments Dottore managed to create his own messed up version of Twilight Sparkle in his lab. When Columbina enters the room, an eerie version of the My Little Pony theme song plays and no one understands where it's coming from. Also looks like Lilia Vanrouge. Eats furniture. Brings dead birds to the Fatui meeting table and smiles at Childe and goes "the little birdie has fallen asleep :)"

Pulcinella: He seems like he is a close advisor to the Tsaritsa or a spokesperson for her. One of the more sane ones. Tired of everyone else's bs.

Pantalone: The man of my dreams. I love him. He deserves to be held. Hand in marriage. Soft for his spouse. A little desperate for affection.

Childe: He is what would happen if you put Ace Trappola and A3's Chikage into a very dysfunctional mixer. The easygoing one. Fully capable of attempting to take a selfie at the Fatui meeting with Pierro in the background while Childe wears sunglasses and tells him to smile more. Has doodled stick figures of the other Harbingers while sitting at a table with them at least once. He is whatever Genshin's equivalent of a TikToker is.

Dottore: Songs from the soundtrack of the Jekyll & Hyde musical are playing in the back of my head. He is both Dr. Frankenstein and the monster. Massive outfit upgrade from the manga. Has the most insane laugh that he has definitely not practiced in front of the mirror. Evil and scary but occasionally has a Dr. Doofenschmirtz side to him. Cow mask. Needs to upgrade to Plague Doctor mask.

Capitano: Would be capable of piloting a submarine. Also immortal. Very serious. Gamers™ would like to play a character who looks like him because he looks like an epic warlord. Would shriek when the air freshener goes off in the bathroom at night in the dark and he'd knock something over.

Sandrone: Definitely insane. Sad backstory. Terrifying. Creator of Katherines. She's a matroshka doll and there's more versions of herself inside her that you have to defeat before she stays down. She just sheds her skin and there's a smaller Sandrone holding a knife ready to continue the battle.

La Signora: Like Lisa she is a cishet Reddit man's waifu fever dream but undeniably queer. The one who keeps Childe and Scaramouche from engaging in death battles with each other. They're like two feral cats that she keeps apart. The cynical aunt of the harbinger family. Her weapon of choice is actually bottles of poison and she just throws stuff in there that isn't in any poison recipe but definitely should not be consumed

Arlecchino: Scary. I read about the orphanage thing. Same vibes as that orphanage mother from The Promised Neverland. Can't cook. Aced all her tests in school but the teachers disliked her because she gave off the most eerie vibes and may have been involved with unsolved murder cases. Likes spiders and talks to them. Likes to collect dark artifacts that are probably cursed in the attic of her orphanage.

Scaramouche: angry squirrel who does the fandango

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