Wheres The Lie? - Tumblr Posts
Merlin: Where are your knights? I have a new training session for them and you!
Arthur: Sword, mace, crossbow?
Merlin: No.
*slams books on the round table*
Merlin: Reading comprehension!
Gwaine: Aw, come on! That’s not necessary!
Merlin: The other day you all almost died because you couldn’t understand a cryptic message/ riddle from a mad sorcerer! You all should thank me for solving that problem!
Gwaine: Yeah, but, reading? Nah.
Percival: That’s not what I’ve signed up for when I became a Knight of Camelot.
Leon: I had hoped these days have been past me.
Merlin: You all wouldn’t know what to do with a book if it hit you in the head!
Arthur: Easy now! No weaponising of literature.
Elyan: Weaponising? Yeah, I could put metal clasps on those corners!
Merlin: Shut up! All of you! And read!
Gwaine: No wonder you got Poet on that ‘Are you a Soldier, Poet, King?’ quiz.
Merlin: Fuck you, Gwaine!
Gwaine: I certainly would..!
Arthur: WE ARE NOT HAVING THE ‘WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR CLONE’ DISCUSSION AGAIN!
Lancelot: *peacefully reading from the beginning*
My impression of the Harbingers when I first saw them
Pierro: I have never seen Game of Thrones but this is a character who could be from Game of Thrones. He is Jack Frosts terrible father. He has not smiled since the day he was born. If he yelled at you you would see your life flashing before your eyes. Probably immortal. He's the Davy Jones of Genshin Impact. He is cold and heartless but then at night he sobs over the piano to a sad music box tune.
Columbina: After countless experiments Dottore managed to create his own messed up version of Twilight Sparkle in his lab. When Columbina enters the room, an eerie version of the My Little Pony theme song plays and no one understands where it's coming from. Also looks like Lilia Vanrouge. Eats furniture. Brings dead birds to the Fatui meeting table and smiles at Childe and goes "the little birdie has fallen asleep :)"
Pulcinella: He seems like he is a close advisor to the Tsaritsa or a spokesperson for her. One of the more sane ones. Tired of everyone else's bs.
Pantalone: The man of my dreams. I love him. He deserves to be held. Hand in marriage. Soft for his spouse. A little desperate for affection.
Childe: He is what would happen if you put Ace Trappola and A3's Chikage into a very dysfunctional mixer. The easygoing one. Fully capable of attempting to take a selfie at the Fatui meeting with Pierro in the background while Childe wears sunglasses and tells him to smile more. Has doodled stick figures of the other Harbingers while sitting at a table with them at least once. He is whatever Genshin's equivalent of a TikToker is.
Dottore: Songs from the soundtrack of the Jekyll & Hyde musical are playing in the back of my head. He is both Dr. Frankenstein and the monster. Massive outfit upgrade from the manga. Has the most insane laugh that he has definitely not practiced in front of the mirror. Evil and scary but occasionally has a Dr. Doofenschmirtz side to him. Cow mask. Needs to upgrade to Plague Doctor mask.
Capitano: Would be capable of piloting a submarine. Also immortal. Very serious. Gamers™ would like to play a character who looks like him because he looks like an epic warlord. Would shriek when the air freshener goes off in the bathroom at night in the dark and he'd knock something over.
Sandrone: Definitely insane. Sad backstory. Terrifying. Creator of Katherines. She's a matroshka doll and there's more versions of herself inside her that you have to defeat before she stays down. She just sheds her skin and there's a smaller Sandrone holding a knife ready to continue the battle.
La Signora: Like Lisa she is a cishet Reddit man's waifu fever dream but undeniably queer. The one who keeps Childe and Scaramouche from engaging in death battles with each other. They're like two feral cats that she keeps apart. The cynical aunt of the harbinger family. Her weapon of choice is actually bottles of poison and she just throws stuff in there that isn't in any poison recipe but definitely should not be consumed
Arlecchino: Scary. I read about the orphanage thing. Same vibes as that orphanage mother from The Promised Neverland. Can't cook. Aced all her tests in school but the teachers disliked her because she gave off the most eerie vibes and may have been involved with unsolved murder cases. Likes spiders and talks to them. Likes to collect dark artifacts that are probably cursed in the attic of her orphanage.
Scaramouche: angry squirrel who does the fandango
People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it
You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u
the first song that comes on shuffle describes ur relationship w/ ur bias
Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?
Where would I be without you, AO3?
Don’t know what I would’ve done without fanfiction this year.
we are agust d stans first and humans second
Actually people don't like "the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one" in ships the dynamic that makes so many of these ships compelling is that despite outward appearances both actually have the exact traits they seem to oppose and their partner brings this buried side of them out, in this essay I will-
Who is the most underrated harry potter character?
Lily Evans
Both inside the story (other characters barely remember her existence or she becomes little more than a Madonna archetype) and outside of it.