One Look At His Briefs And You Know Your Time Left Will Be Brief

One look at his briefs and you know your time left will be brief

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A freshman predator starts to unhinge his jaw before lunging at an unsuspecting beach goer

Hope you’re trying to get consumed because you just found yourself an ass pred there.

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“Look man, nobody’s this nice without expecting something in return. So tell me straight, do you keep buying me drinks just so it’ll be easier to eat me later?”

“No, actually I’m doing this so it’ll be easier for you. Would you rather I eat you now? You’re already too drunk to drive and I’m the only sober one here, so even if you try to leave you’re gonna find yourself halfway up a state trooper’s ass which will be far less enjoyable than what I have in store. So if I were you, I’d drink up and enjoy your last night outside of my gut”

“Cheers to that, I guess”

Sometimes it takes inexperienced anal predators a moment to relearn how to walk

Look at your boyfriend looking so delicious sitting next to you. It’s so hard to resist, especially when he told you he’d understand if he ended up in your belly, but you’ve got to.