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Confused? Let me try to help. Yes, that headache is from a hang over. No, you did not exhibit that whole new year new you thing with not drinking. Yes, you’re girlfriend is fine. No, not everyone made it out alive. Yes, you did eat five of your friends.  Now excuse me while I get the heck out of here ‘cause I don’t like that look you’re giving me. Just wait ten minutes and there’ll be cops for you to munch on.

It’s a well known rule that you never fall asleep at a college party. This poor fool’s gonna pay for his mistake with his life.

Manny Jacinto, for the celeb question!

Digested Prey

Sorry folks, but at a party this man was dragged down a cast member’s throat. He’s gone now, completely digested. Here’s the last photo of him as anything discernible

“Look man, nobody’s this nice without expecting something in return. So tell me straight, do you keep buying me drinks just so it’ll be easier to eat me later?”

“No, actually I’m doing this so it’ll be easier for you. Would you rather I eat you now? You’re already too drunk to drive and I’m the only sober one here, so even if you try to leave you’re gonna find yourself halfway up a state trooper’s ass which will be far less enjoyable than what I have in store. So if I were you, I’d drink up and enjoy your last night outside of my gut”

“Cheers to that, I guess”

Backed up against the railing, you’ve got him just where I want him. There’s nothing he can do to escape his fate and he knows it. The hunt was fun, but it was time to claim what was mine for the taking and he was just gonna have to understand that.

Kevyn Belonssi