If You Show A Pred Your Foot

If you show a pred your foot

Don’t be surprised when he starts to tastes it

When he’s got it in his mouth

Don’t be surprised when he swallows the rest of you

When he swallows the rest of you

Don’t be surprised when he doesn’t let you out

When he doesn’t let you out

Don’t be surprised when he starts to digest you

When a pred’s done digesting

Don’t be surprised when he’s hungry again

One look at his briefs and you know your time left will be brief

I was ready. 2022 was gonna be my year to finally get in shape, but instead first day, right when I was getting ready to start, this guy walks up and — darkness

It’s never too early to start stalking your next meal

Sometimes it takes inexperienced anal predators a moment to relearn how to walk

Happy New Years!

Here’s to a healthy and happy 2022