Waiting In The Tall Grass Before Pouncing On His Unsuspecting Prey

Waiting in the tall grass before pouncing on his unsuspecting prey

I know cannibalism is considered bad and all, and trust me I’m trying to cut back. But if it’s really so bad then why are men so freaking delicious!?

Impressive as that arm may be, I do not agree with his plans of becoming part of it. Looking at his eyes offer no clue that I have a choice in the matter, though

Good, ‘cause it’s the last thing you’re gonna see as he pulls the garment to cover your disappearing head.

                                              I like yellow

I mean there is something you could do, though you won’t exactly be able to see the aftermath

God I would do anything to see Andrew Garfield put on weight like this

If you get close it’ll make you disappear though

          somehow that camouflage isn’t making that butt disappear