I Know Cannibalism Is Considered Bad And All, And Trust Me Im Trying To Cut Back. But If Its Really So

I know cannibalism is considered bad and all, and trust me I’m trying to cut back. But if it’s really so bad then why are men so freaking delicious!?

He’s just dangling there waiting something to land in. Meals like this rarely come so easily. If you don’t act, I’ll be more than happy to take him.

                                                 just do it

Folks, he’s back and one competitor tumblr seems to be gone forever digesting in him. Hope I’m not next!

Welp… it speaks for itself! 😅😈

I mean there is something you could do, though you won’t exactly be able to see the aftermath

God I would do anything to see Andrew Garfield put on weight like this

When you were cornered in the locker room and swallowed against your will, you thought you were done for, straight on the one way trip to being digested, but against all odds you once again felt fresh air on your skin as you left his mouth. Freedom is intoxicating, but so is the prospect of being able to pop-in there temporarily. While you can’t say you’re eager to get back in him right away, he did treat you well enough to earn a loyal guest.

PLEASE

"Who wants a taste?"