By Now I Think Yall Have Gleaned That Big Pecs Are My Weakness. Whether This Hunk Will Prove To Be My

By now I think y’all have gleaned that big pecs are my weakness. Whether this hunk will prove to be my ultimate delicacy or ultimate demise is yet to be determined

You know man, slick pants like that make a quick and easy entrance. I would say I could teach you how to protect yourself, but that won’t matter in a minute.

#srb

Everyday, just waiting for him to say he needs more energy than just his cup of coffee so you swoop in and volunteer

The moment he realizes that he may have eaten the wrong kind of Italian 6-inch. Sometimes working fast food in this world has a higher mortality rate than any military.

I swear if I had a dollar for everytime I sent out a post not realizing autocorrect changing “ate” to “are” . . .

Thanks for the folks who respectfully DM me so I can edit. One of these days Siri will respect Vore (which still autocorrects to “Vote” most of the time)

PSA to all Ass Preds

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