Yall Know Im Gonna Be Standing Under There Just Waiting Patiently For Him To Come Down. Just Gotta Line

Y’all know I’m gonna be standing under there just waiting patiently for him to come down. Just gotta line up his feet with my mouth and it’s good eating for me. Even if it all goes wrong and he sits on my head I could enjoy sliding between those cakes.

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Oh really? You sure that’s how that course of events actually played out, because the TSA has no record of processing him; so either he got lost during that 100 foot journey or I’m starring at him right — woah, what are you — don’t you da—

Dropped a friend off at the airport this morning and then stuffed myself with McDonald’s breakfast.

I know I posted this a while ago and that guy’s long been digested into nothing, but reemerging in my for you tab this is still one of the hottest photos on the internet. The raw sensual force of one apex predator relinquishing his power to become one with his boyfriend is uncompared.

I wonder if your assailant realizes that one well timed gulp and he’s going down your tight wet throat to the painful end he deserves.

#srb

Just think about how the week’s going for the guy dissolving away in there

Coach put me on this new diet and now all my clothes keep shrinking in the wash. This week couldn’t get worse

Haven’t quite worked off that swimmer from last week I see

I look so beefy here 🥴🥴🥴🥴