Hes Taking Donations If Youre So Enamored . . .

He’s taking donations if you’re so enamored . . .

Any guesses on how many couples ended up inside this couple? Gotta be an interesting experience, especially if you believe in vicarious observation after digestion.

A couple that gains together stays together 😤❤️

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I know you’re the driver, so I’m not gonna attempt anything now, but damn. When we reach our destination and I don’t have any gas money it’ll be fine because in exchange for this one ride I’ll carry you around myself forever. Eh, who am I kidding. Feel free to blame me for not being able to control myself when we reach our destination and you take the one way trip down my throat. It won’t matter once you’re in me anyways. I’ll let you hate me all you want as I repurpose your muscles as my own, but I’ll know the truth; that your ultimately to blame for your impending doom for simply being too damn delicious to resist.

As you slide up his legs he just lays there, looking at you as if trying to charm you. Thinking his charisma and good looks could get him out of this one. Little does he realize that those trademark good looks are what got him into this mess and you’re not gonna hesitate until you’ve claimed every last inch of him for yourself. I mean look at that; how could you resist?

What do you mean “where am I going?”. Do the math! There’s three of us and only two filled bellies. Where do you think you’re going!? If you stop playing dumb I’ll let you chose how you go there, but we all know where your bed’s at tonight.

With the amount of competition over them, sometimes willing prey are harder to catch than their unwilling counterparts