With The Amount Of Competition Over Them, Sometimes Willing Prey Are Harder To Catch Than Their Unwilling

With the amount of competition over them, sometimes willing prey are harder to catch than their unwilling counterparts

While he wasn’t exactly complaining, Carter had never been so touchy before. For whatever reason after he had botched the the shot that would’ve sealed their victory, he seemed immediately in the favor of his taller teammate. Elijah playfully went along with Carter’s teasing even as Carter remained dead silent and stoically faced. It was only after this image, when it was too late, when Elijah put the pieces together, as his long legs began the long slide down Carter’s throat. At least there’s worse ways to go out than in your teammate.

Do you eat your men with or without the peel?

How gullible do you think we really are!? C’mon man, we all know you ate Jimmy, just own up to it so we can all move on.

He’s taking donations if you’re so enamored . . .

Pillows tonight, whole damn house in the morning

Your pillows for tonight.