Just Because His Last Preys Still Lingering On His Gut, Doesnt Mean He Aint Hungry. Look On The Bright

Just because his last prey’s still lingering on his gut, doesn’t mean he ain’t hungry. Look on the bright side, at least you’ll have company in there as you melt away. So come a little closer so this is easy for everyone; Leo’s hungry!

Honestly, I can’t even judge

Okay, sure, maybe saying "Let's get clean together" wasn't the most apt way of saying this, but hey, on the outside we look fresh. Yeah, I know sloshing around in there doesn't feel really clean, but think of it this way, I'm gonna clean away all those irrelevant extra bits and just leave your raw protein and fats. No, you don't like that? Well too bad, should've thought about that before you took a shower with a stranger from Grindr who kept moaning about how tasty you looked.

Yeah, I think some of your coworkers might find it just a little suspicious that you come in looking like that, just three days after Kevin went missing while on a “golf and grub” trip with you.

Going back to work with all this might catch some attention.

You've always got to be careful at these kind of spring break places. Like this guy with the rose arm tattoo who just came up and started making out with you. Is he just looking to taste your lips or your whole body, and if his mouth does slip over your head in a moment does he just want to taste your skin and have some fun for the evening or melt down your muscles for himself. The last clear chance has passed so whatever happens you're gonna enjoy it, what other choice do you have? This was kinda your fault going to this place knowing the risk. You wanted to have fun and I guess this is the price you pay. This sensation is so wonderful and tantalizing though, you can't even describe it, you're in utter bliss and the rest of the world seems to disappear, when the taste of fabric makes you come to. You open your eyes to find your eyes in level with fleshy lumps in front of you and your mouth stretched wide. You knock your head back and laugh to yourself as a squirming mound lands where your abs once were. It's kinda funny how the media scared you so much, you forgot that you were the ultimate threat to springbreakers.