Yeah, I Think Some Of Your Coworkers Might Find It Just A Little Suspicious That You Come In Looking

Yeah, I think some of your coworkers might find it just a little suspicious that you come in looking like that, just three days after Kevin went missing while on a “golf and grub” trip with you.

Going back to work with all this might catch some attention.

Eh, it’s a bit tight. I think I’ll leave the shorts on the rack, but go home wearing this twink. Good things he’s free; I’m not sure they’d want him back after I’m done with him.

So you think I’m bluffing? You sure you want to play this game. Just like this watermelon I can . . . actually screw that. Watermelon are for guys who hit puberty and got to practice before they test out their new appetites for real. You’ll have plenty of time to mull over whether or not I’m serious from inside my stomach. C’mon coward, if you’re so confident why not come a little closer . . .

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I’m not saying I’ve used my predator friends regularly as a hitman service, but I’m also not saying I don’t use them as a hitman service super often

Woah there buddy. Don’t be giving me that look. I can order more food for you, I can order all the food in town, just please don’t do this to me; we’re friends! I’d love to help, but let me help in a way that extends past tonight. How about a nice doordash delivery boy for the big man? Just give me 15 minutes, I beg you!

So full, but still hungry