When You Walk Around Casually, Hoping Nobody Notices The Fact That You Just Swallowed The Couple Across

When you walk around casually, hoping nobody notices the fact that you just swallowed the couple across the street because you thought they were too happy. It was nice for a good minute, knowing they were more miserable than you, but then there was a shift. His belly started squirming and there was a moaning indicating that the couple was enjoying each other’s presence a bit too much. He might as well let them out and see if someone less annoying would be willing to eat him.

Alas he submits to the true alpha as he welcomes his rightful place in the food chain

A surge of fiery masculinity! The arm, the huge, tough-soled foot which has obviously been bare–a combination of curvatures, beautifully muscular, masculine to the core!

I think that sets the record straight, your soon to be roommate Rory was both an oral and an ass pred. Good to know

The bigger 🍑, the better.

Nothing’s tastier than sweaty tourists

It may be cold outside, but it’s nice and warm in him. I wouldn’t pass up the offer if I were you

Are trans men on the menu?

Trans men are real men, so you’d better watch out