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I think that sets the record straight, your soon to be roommate Rory was both an oral and an ass pred. Good to know

The bigger 🍑, the better.

One small mistake. That was all it took. A single moment and everything was over. His friends he’d never see again; his family who’d never know why; his career he worked so hard for. One small prank cost him him everything. Even though I wouldn’t’ve digested him I really can’t blame his roommate for eating him. Afterall he knew the risks of messing with a hungry predator. Still can’t help but feel bad for the poor dude. His whole future ahead of him, just to wind up stew in his friend’s gut. Hope it was worth it to him.

When your roommate is a protein obsessed gym hunk, you learn pretty quick not to take a day for granted. Though if I’m being completely honest there’s worse places to end up.