So Like, I Was Walking Down This Corridor And It Was Late, Like Really Dark, And Out The Windows There

so like, I was walking down this corridor and it was late, like really dark, and out the windows there was all these floating robot vacuum cleaners, and there were cats riding on top of them, and then like, the vacuums started vacuuming the building and it all disintegrated like meringues do when u put them in the sink, and then this great big wave of disintegrated building came flying over my head, and I woke up

its so hot outside there's an ice cream melting on the floor like a duck

edit** ducks do melt, it's entirely possible

my scientifically approved proof:

melting duck:

melting ice cream:

the government probably hates me for this

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

FALL DAMAGE SHOULD NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE.

please sign the petition below

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