Even Better Idea, She Steps On One Of These Monstrosities. (they Hurt, I Speak From Experience.)

even better idea, she steps on one of these monstrosities. (they hurt, I speak from experience.)

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

the insect disappears in the morning, and appears in the dark, where it cannot be seen, it leaves no traces, and only the loud humming as it flies and gentle thumps as it falls onto the floor can serve as proof it is there, however, with that in mind, there is now a 77% chance it is not real, and that it is merely an auditory hallucination.

there is a loud insect falling on the floor in the dark

send help

what is this "night vale" that you speak of?

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

read more soon

this is just in!

the mushrooms are officially planning something, what are they planning I hear you ask?

that is confidential, go away, I'm not telling.

but, back to the subject- 5 milliminutes ago, in the eternal reality of number 74379832, the mushroom queen ordered her soldiers to abandon boat, so be warned, they are coming.

greetings once again, vaguely humanoid creatures, androids, and ai created entities.

the discombobulated skeleton œïæwo has entered this reality and is officially on the move towards the planet earth/dirt. it seems that over the years he was gone, he has gained great power over all of time and matter, and now has the ability to put whole realities in a time loop for eternity. it is currently unknown if he plans to use this power.

either way, it pays to be careful at dawn these days. you never know what might be nearby, there has been reports that the mushroom souls are on the move...

not that that's a problem, some of our dearest friends are.. mushrooms.

🌐📻. my gender is the world wide web and radio?

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨