Tumblr Being Tumblr - Tumblr Posts
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
i love tumblr because it actually says:
"yay :D you follow this person and they folow you so you're mutuals"
and i'm like:
ahdhxhjsna we are moots, moooooots, mooooooooooooots, mootsmootsmootsmoots"
and yeah i really love the communities and stuff
A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!
I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.
You’re famous bae omg you have a hater!! (My friend told me you measure Tumblr fame by how many haters you have and it’s changed my view on anon hate completely lol)
Sending love ❤️
words can’t express how happy it makes me to see you in my inbox!!! but thank you, this made me feel so much better, i love you!!!!
<3333
Oh.wow i really dont get it how when i don't post, i get 40/50 notifications of people liking, commenting and rebloging my posts, but when i post lots of posts and (at least for me) funny things, almost no one interact.
Its so tiring.
Some chocolate i did rn. Its tasty at least...
ferrets = dragons
so basically, ferrets are descendants of dragons
the proof? see below-
the first two are of ferrets, the other two of dragons
its entirely possible if u consider that chickens are descended from dinosaurs
bear in mind the pictures are not my own, I shall not take credit for them
so, think about this, let's say you have your average assassin, and they keep all their poisons for killing people in a nice little cupboard, arranged in alphabetical order, and neatly labelled. now, the important bit, what if one day they forget to replace one of their poisons, and it goes out of date, it's already poisonous, things tend to become poisonous when they go off, but occasionally medicines become less potent, and poisons are similar to medicines in many ways, so... when poisons go out of date, do they become more poisonous or less poisonous?
think about it.
someone once asked me "how can a washing machine be haunted?", so here is my explanation
let's say, a washing machine explodes and kills someone, in their last moments all their rage is directed towards the innocent washing machine, so their ghost becomes attached to it, so the washing machine is now haunted.
if you are experiencing any of these signs, your washing machine is probably haunted
the washing machine randomly switches itself off
the washing gets dyed strange colours
the washing machine randomly leaks water
it makes odd noises
Washing machine
made it :/
The Inevitable Chilli Lime Juice.
if u reveal realities secrets, whas the boiling point of ghosts?
...
...
...
why would you boil a ghost
why a hamster?
why indeed.
Right so uhhmm realities secrets..
Saw the other questions you got asked, so thought I might join in
How do you make lime and chilli juice?
My time has come!
Chilli Lime Juice: The recipe for disaster.
Ingredients: Limes, Chilli powder, Ice, Tic Tacs (Optional).
Method:
Take as many fresh green limes as you wish, Make sure they are firm and smell sharp.
2. Cut them into quarters, like the moon, and viciously squeeze them into a bowl, channelling your inner rage.
3. Get the very hottest chilli powdoer you can find, as fiery as, well, fire.
4. Mix the chilli into the lime juice.
5. Cut up a bit of the lime peel into odd shapes and put them in, add a bit of the limes odd stringy inner stuff.
6. Pour the mixture into a glass, and place a slice of lime on the lip of the glass.
7. Add ice and serve chilled.
Optional: Eat a strong mint tic tac right after you've finished drinking it, when your mouth is on fire.
no word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, silver or month.
prove me wrong if you dare.
there is a loud insect falling on the floor in the dark
send help
🗡️
very... menacing?
or possibly it could be seen as simply offering me a sword, I suppose.
take the poll, humans, mortal souls, angels, demons, and otherwise confused entities.
greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,
it's good to be back,
today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.
read more soon