Greetings Once Again, Vaguely Humanoid Creatures, Androids, And Ai Created Entities.

greetings once again, vaguely humanoid creatures, androids, and ai created entities.

the discombobulated skeleton œïæwo has entered this reality and is officially on the move towards the planet earth/dirt. it seems that over the years he was gone, he has gained great power over all of time and matter, and now has the ability to put whole realities in a time loop for eternity. it is currently unknown if he plans to use this power.

either way, it pays to be careful at dawn these days. you never know what might be nearby, there has been reports that the mushroom souls are on the move...

not that that's a problem, some of our dearest friends are.. mushrooms.

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

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what is this "night vale" that you speak of?

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

read more soon

greetings unknown readers, entities, and others with distinctly murderous intents.

at 1:98pm last morning, the mushrooms and mortals organised a truce, this reality is safe once more,

actually, it was never unsafe, the mushrooms are mere fools after all, and no one was remotely in danger from their fungal wrath.

however, the discombobulated skeleton, œïæwo, has returned to this realm after a 13 year period of peace, and may have plans to attempt chaos once more.

more updates soon.

and the rare tombstones of lesser evils lurks hopeless in the smoking darkness, where shattered souls drift mad to bed,

and past the hour, all night stands by, to let the lantern pass,

the ghosts whisper sour nothings in your ears, and the ferrets know you'll join them one day,

as ghost candy draws you home, to hear the truth they said.

beware the golden crown clothed in silver wool, as winters knights march in.

the insect disappears in the morning, and appears in the dark, where it cannot be seen, it leaves no traces, and only the loud humming as it flies and gentle thumps as it falls onto the floor can serve as proof it is there, however, with that in mind, there is now a 77% chance it is not real, and that it is merely an auditory hallucination.

there is a loud insect falling on the floor in the dark

send help