(On A Date)

(On a date)

MJ: I’ll have the salad, no nuts, please.

Waiter: Of course.

Peter: It didn’t say it had nuts.

MJ: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Peter: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Peter: Steak, no bees, please.

(Bonus)

Y/N to Natasha, watching from another table: … how did he get a date in the first place?

Natasha: You act like you’re any better

(Bonus bonus)

Steve to Tony, at a different table: I thought you said you prepped him?

Tony: I. Did.

today i woke up from a dream where i was grocery shopping with corpse. we were completely alone for some reason and weren’t even shopping but just looking at each other. all i can remember is him carrying me where my legs were wrapped around his waist. but bitchhhhhh it was glorious and i was all smiley in the dream

prosthetic arm au

whoever made this…i just wanna talk

GUYS 😭😭😭😭 have you seen this? 😭 i'm going nuts just-----

can't believe i'm having a baby fever over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!! even added his cool tats in this one to look even more like him 🥺🥺

for those who wonder, this is eddie van halen (from, well, van halen) and his son wolfgang, and the clips came from wolfgang's music video for his dad

i gave up before getting to luther and diego but here, have this

*At Hagreeves Mansion, dinner time*

Five: Could ya quit staring?

Y/N: Can't.

Five: Why not?

Y/N: Following the do 'what makes you happy'

Five: Annoying me makes you happy?

Y/N: No, you make me happy.

*Rest of the Hargeeves freeze*

Five: I- *blinks away only to crash into the wall*

Klaus whispers: She broke him