It Makes Sense When One Of The Villains In This Universe Is Literally A Fucking Cthulhu Lol

It makes sense when one of the villains in this universe is literally a fucking Cthulhu lol

The untapped horror potential of Hatchetfield being an island. They've already touched upon the isolation of it all in tgwdlm but let's get wackier. I'm talking nautical horror. Ghost ships. Sea monsters. All the unknowable things hidden beneath the water's surface only to wash ashore years later.

Hey, hello everyone. I'm a Red Stone, and I want to talk about a musical that I recently watched with a friend.

It's going to be a bit messy, I'm not a writer of journalism.

!!DISCLAIMER!!: I LIKE ACTOR KURT MEGA, THIS ARTICLE WILL BE EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT THE CHARACTERS!

Actually, the article is about why Agent Kurt is a Mega -disgusting person with a complete lack of professionalism in his work, and you are ready for this conversation.

Let's start with the first act of the first part. Agent Kurt is a mega adrenaline junkie. He deliberately complicates his tasks. "Hey, it's almost Bondian. How about without explosions?". However, it would be much more fun if he took his spy gadgets with him.

His partner Owen, it would seem, is the same. however, he has the rudiments of the principles of "do not drink at work and do not litter," for example. He was tricked by his lover Kurt Mega about the time on the bomb timer. Maybe if Kurt hadn't been playing with fire, both of them would have gotten out of the building.

"But that's also the plot of the musical. Kurt made a mistake, lost his partner through his own fault."

Yes. But after all this, after 4 years, he returns to work completely out of shape and does exactly the same thing. He climbs where the authorities forbade, he does it on his own. And when he eventually meets Owen, he blames him for everything that happened on this assignment, forgetting about his mistakes. It's "You're wrong, how could you" and not "Sorry, I was wrong. I had to come back, I had to check your pulse, I'm sorry about what happened. But I can't let you do what you're going to do." Do you feel the difference? He didn't even try to come back for it. He just left it in a building that's about to blow up. Yes, that would be dangerous. But doesn't he like danger?

And how does he treat Barbara? I'm not arguing, she's behaving.... strange. For the sake of comicality, of course. But after 4 years of absence, he just comes to the laboratory, treats it and she employees disdainfully, spoils projects (not intentionally).

I cannot call him, as he calls himself, "THE GREATEST SPY IN THE WORLD." But I can do Owen's.

While watching the musical, my friend and I noted the stuffiness, the sea of spreading cranberries (stereotypes about Russia and other countries) and also regret that Owen delayed the torture too much. Not because we felt sorry for Kurt. No. Because Kurt Mega was still alive. Watching him being tortured was a wonderful emotional release.

I repeat, all of the above applies ONLY to the character, not to the actor. Actor Kurt Mega played his role perfectly, and I am always glad to see him in other works.

Well, this is my first post on Tumblr, I do not know how everything works here, because if there are comments here, I will be glad to discuss this topic in them. Have a nice day, everyone!(✿◠‿◠)

i don't mind mariah!ethan as a concept but i think people making petitions for essentially a recast is kind of wild /neg considering there's literally no reason to recast that character.

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This time there won't be any cards.

How about a little excursion?

Previous art

Well, I hope I finish them all, hahaha.

SLEEZE SWEEP!!!