Shitpost One Piece Theorys That Arent Going To Happen But Its Funny To Think About Anyway

shitpost one piece theory’s that aren’t going to happen but it’s funny to think about anyway

- i refuse to believe Oda introduces Davy Back Fights and only uses it for Long Ring Long Land, i think the Strawhats are gonna have one against Blackbeards crew or Shanks’ crew for the Road/Lode Poneglyphs (this probably isn’t going to happen as i think the big war alluded to in Dressrosa is going to be the Strawhat Grand Fleet vs Blackbeard Pirates)(the other option would be the government but ehh.. Egghead already has the Strawhats vs the Gorosei)maybe against Shanks then? we’re going to Elebaf next and Shanks was seen there last, plus, Shanks would actually fight fairly during a Davy Back Fight (or, i would like to believe he would)(though, Elebaf is probably going to be more about the last Road/Lode Poneglyph [?? i think it’d be the last, i don’t actually remember] and Nika/Sun God’s origins)

another; i’m starting to get convinced that you can only reach Laughtale without a Devil Fruit (Buggy, the only Devil Fruit user on Rodgers crew, getting sick right before they get to Laughtale is a bit too convenient for me, also, Shanks most likely asked Rodger what was on the last island and was told, and no one on Shanks’ crew has a Devil Fruit), so, what if Blackbeard or someone on his crew steals Luffy’s fruit? I mean, this probably won’t happen as Luffy being rubber is a huge part of him plus there’s three other Devil Fruit users on this crew..

🔼 though, with the Shanks thing i mentioned, maybe the only reason he and his crew doesn’t have Devil Fruits is because he was told the world was sinking (same reason why Reighley has his Ship-Coating business and why Crocus is making Laboon into, like, a submarine)

me, wondering if we ever get a Splatoon game centred in Octarion society who would the idols be;

me, also desperately wanting a male idol to be gay over;

The answer to both of those questions;

apparently it was too close of a win this time 😭😭😭

IT WAS A HONOUR TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU

When Side Order came out, i saw a lot of people say "oh man Agent 4 was shafted so badly, they were treated so poorly."

But, you guys are forgetting the other agent that's probably gonna get shafted even harder than them...

It has been nearly 2 years since Splatoon 3 came out and we know NOTHING about Neo Agent 3. Like, literally nothing. No relationship chart, no concept art details aside from a cool as hell cloak which I wish was in the game, (well it was but you could not wear it.) We ain't got nothing on them besides the fact that they earn a living from salvaging scraps with smallfry. I know that they are the player character and all and they are meant to be a blank slate but... Look at Captain and Agent 8...

Maybe they might get something significant in Splatoon 4 but we'll have to wait and see.

Hell, we can't even wear their survival gear in multiplayer battles!!! Why?!?!? LET ME WEAR IT IN MULTIPLAYER NINTENDO! PLEASEEEEE!!!!!!! IT LOOKS SO COOL!!!