*grabs Every Volo Fan By Their Jugular And Spins Them Around Like A Fidget Spinner*he

*grabs every volo fan by their jugular and spins them around like a fidget spinner* he

https://www.tumblr.com/janmisali/754002554282786816/super-mario-bracket-dimentio-vs-elvira-mistress

What????

rock collector dimentio is my fav thing to take away from this

does dimentio ever go on adventures with luigi and the rest? or does he just perpetually do his own separate thing/stay at home

honestly Dimentio would be nothing short of a detrimental MENACE as a travel buddy and i love to think about it. sure, the Bros would be able to save a ton of time by just teleporting where they need to go, but at what cost?

Possibilities:

Dimentio would get bored immediately and just warp them to the final boss. the Bros spend a good 20 minutes trying to explain why that is cheating and no fun

He just hangs around with "guide" functionality. explaining things in either incredibly convoluted or sarcastic ways. arguing with any townsfolk they encounter. being casually rude to Mario until Luigi smacks him with a hammer.

He monopolizes all the items by placing them in Dimension D and the Bros have to haggle with him to get them back

When enemies or NPCs annoy or talk down to Luigi, Dimentio just teleports them away. He refuses to disclose where he's sending them to.

the Bros find Dimentio being oddly helpful. Later they run into the real Dimentio lounging in a lawn chair sipping a martini through a silly straw and realize they've been with a clone the whole time

He routinely disappears throughout the adventure with no explanation. Sometimes he appears, hands Luigi a cool rock he found, then leaves again.

He probably tries multiple times to convince Luigi to leave Mario and join the villain instead. When Luigi gets fed up with him, he says "Oh, you know i was just joking! ...................Unless." and gets thrown into a trashcan

I'm an aspiring Dimentio, watch out world

Someday in the future....I can be Dimentio....

this is so ominous

this is based off a dumb conversation i had with friends (PLEASE ignore the names)

loonngggg headcanon list because listen the mario universe has become my secret third oc universe and i didnt even make it but it works well with my au so....

i like to imagine dimentio and blumiere knew each other in the past as friends as well as timpani. to be honest, dim and timpani have a funny sibling bond. they just bicker like a sister and brother over whose the favorite child (its neither)

during the count bleck era, i can just envision count bleck having small conversations with himself. well, that's what it is to everyone else. but hes just reciting conversations he and timpani used to have prior to her supposed death.

dimentio is vegetarian. im dying on this hill.

toadsworth also needs toad advisors just for the fact that when it comes down to the princess he acts very irrational and cannot think right so he needs his emotional support toad posse

i did have written things for the world and how it works and by that i mean i fucked up the magic system. i am not sorry.

i honestly imagine mario has a lot more anxiety with public speaking than luigi. luigi can yap up a storm if you dare ask about his day but mario keeps it short and simple or doesn't talk at all. people think that hes cool and mysterious for this but he actually just can't muster up words to make conversation. (You can imagine how him trying to talk with Peach went)

i cannot write my headcanons coherently