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Cringetober Day 9: Childhood Video Game

I remember playing this game when I was 4 years old on my DS 😭 I sucked at it pretty bad (because I was four) and then I lost it. I wanna try and find it again so I can actually play it and beat it, but it's probably a lotta money nowadays lmao

someone needs to contact a member of illumination/anyone who worked on the mario movie and ask them if they meant to make bowser and luigi have intense sexual tension because,,

omg it’s the super secret storyboard that was DELETED from the movie!!!!! (jokes…unfortunately)

Working on a crossbow

Does that mean that she may be a little like Barbra from the amazing world of gumball? Did she make like pocket dimensions for each painting? Yes, I know Barbra tells the the future/ creation of the world with her paintings but maybe peach only makes like parallel dimensions in hers.

Throwback to that one time I threw Twitter into chaos over whether or not Princess Peach is the artist behind the paintings at her castle. A lot of people were all for it, but some were so vehemently against it that they tried to debunk it.  It’s just a silly headcanon, dudes. Calm down. Peach does more than just bake and get kidnapped. Let her have her hobbies.

Yeah plus it kind of makes sense that she'd be better at doing things than Mario and Luigi counting on the whole fact that they literally just got there she'd know more about her place of origin than any of them and her actually teaching Mario how to get around and fight in this new world he's been placed into is actually a really cool concept for the relationship instead of it just being him saving her dental in distress style. Plus I think the whole thing about Luigi being in the damsel in distress position is that a kind of fits his personality of being cowardice Plus like op said the more of a reason for Mario to actually try and help instead of just saving some random woman. Honestly I love the trailer if I had to say one bad thing it's the obvious: crisp rat. But other than that I'm actually really excited for this and I've even set up a plan for me in a couple of my friends go watch the movie and maybe even cosplay.

Discourse on Twitter over Princess Peach’s being a GirlBoss or portrayed as capable in the trailers while Mario is a fish-out-of-water and Luigi is the damsel-in-distress was not the reaction I thought we’d be getting…..”Peach Skywalker” I’m not even a Star Wars fan and I already know what this means. I can already feel the “Mary Sue” discourse coming, I figured people would be ecstatic over the inversion of Mario wanting to save his blood brother over some random princess and a female character being her own protector of her kingdom rather than needing to be saved by some guy and play the role of a trophy female character….

Some Mario school doodles (mostly Luigi)

Okay so like I remembered that there was that one boss from paper Mario that was like not really Luigi but like Luigi theme that I have like a mixed theme of clown or jester. So I started drawing up basically Luigi as a clown, and I realized something. Why is no one using this as an opportunity for a king x jester Bowuigi. Like that is the most missed opportunity and I'm almost contemplating writing it myself the only thing is that I'm like working on literally six other fanfics right now.

Also I thought I'd be cute if he was holding like a little balloon animal of Bowser. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

So did I stay up so late that in a sleep deprived, mind rotten state I drew bowuigi spicy art? Specifically reference the copyrighted Bowser dong? No, what am I, crazy?

(the answer is yes)

So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6. 

The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2. 

The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.

The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.

This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.

I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.

The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.

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I wanted to make some cute domestic Bowuigi art. This took way too long because I was busy with finals. Plus I like to think that Bowser jr is autistic and loves "creepy cute" media thinking its "Sooo hardcore!" 

You can even see his chew-necklaces, sensory headphones, and introduction flashcards.

Here's some wip for a upcoming bowuigi art that I am drawing. I wasn't going to post this until the drawing was actually finished but oh my God look at him he is so adorable I didn't mean to but it came out so cute also I wanted to make him look plus size cuz a lot of people want to draw him like a skrunkly man and though yes he is taller and slightly skinnier than Mario he's still plus size and I want that rep for our King!! And before anyone says anything no this is not me shaming any other artist you can picture him however you want I just wanted to go with a little bit more of a plus size because I felt like it because I can.

Well I know that 1986 Mario anime movie is not a movie anyone takes seriously nor does anyone actually think much about, hell I have not finished it yet cuz it's that wild. I did realize one thing, for the main characters being Italian there is a lot of references to I think Mexican culture don't call me on that though. ( I'm going to be honest I don't really know a lot about the different categorization of different Hispanic cultures. I'd actually really appreciate if someone could explain it a little bit to me I don't want to seem stupid.)

Either way, this is kind of making me want to head Canon both Luigi and Mario as Hispanic Italians. Something along the lines of their mother being Italian and their father being Hispanic, or vice versa.

And also while there is no evidence of it or even anything to prompt me to think this other than him almost never wanting to take his hat off, I also headcanon Luigi as a ginger. Now is it because I'm a ginger and I'm self projecting? That is a question we'll probably never have an answer to. Is it because I think Luigi will look absolutely adorable with bright red hair? Yes. Also as a kid, because of constant bullying over my hair color, whenever I saw Luigi like reluctant to take off his hat my little brain in my young skull was like that's because he's a redhead too he hates himself just as much as you hate yourself. But again I'm pretty sure that's just projection lol.

Tdlr, Mario and Luigi are Hispanic Italians and Luigi's a ginger. I know I'm miyamoto's second cousin removed 3rd from the left of the family tree.

Bowser just introduce a new right hand man. A man named Luigi, a former hostage. The man seems to be nervous and isn't really the best at his duties. But soon he should settle into his new position. Maybe, in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I couldn't find a good ref for his movie throne so I used this one I found on google, label "GameCube - Mario Party 4 - Bowser Throne - The Models Resource".

You know what? I need money and I am shameless, so if someone offers up to give me $50 I'll draw nsfw Bowuigi and post it here on my Tumblr. $100 for a full-blown comic. Full rendered full detail girl I need money and it's something that I want to draw anyway so like it's a win-win.

DM me 🤭😚

I've been thinking of writing a bowuigi fic but I can't think of anything other than you know straight up smut. I've been juggling two ideas though, one based off of Luigi's Mansion 3 because I literally just bought that game it's so good and it's kind of going to be a tiny bit angsty and is it going to have this giant reveal and twist but I got to finish the game, and the second one is going to be a soulmate au of my own design.

About the story ideas I wanted to elaborate on each one thanks to a commenter on the original post.

So the one that is centered around Luigi's Mansion 3 is basically about Bowser and Luigi have been friends for a bit but have yet to start actually dating. They share their plans, they talk about their families, you know friendly things. But Bowser gets a little worried when one of Luigi's trips with his family to the hotel in the video game when he doesn't come back in time, a week stay turning into months of not being around. when Bowser looks into this and goes to save Luigi worried that he may be in harm's Way he goes to the hotel and immediately know something's up when he goes in he sees that everyone that you would save normally is captured again and Luigi is nowhere to be found. Wild Bowser is looking frantic about something bad might have happened to him he comes across Gooigi. And that's all I can tell you without getting in spoiler territory.

And as for the soulmate AU basically it's your average soulmate to you but the actual power of a soulmate is a little different. Basically you have a relationship status of your soulmate somewhere on your body telling you what their love life is like "he's in love with someone he thinks this is soulmate." Or "he is dating someone." But the most important thing is that the message glows, however, the glowing stops once your soulmate realizes who you are. So if Bowser found out that his soulmate was Luigi before Luigi found out Bowser was his soulmate only Luigi's message would stop glowing cuz the message on the opposite person to who knows is the one that stops glowing. I don't know if that's a good explanation of it though but I think y'all get the jist.

Okay I found a way to bypass it it's all good now and I started writing that story want to keep everyone who's actually interested up to date because I'm so excited to write it thing and I can't get too much into it cuz it's like the biggest spoiler of the story but I need to know if I write this story do I go Crank it up to 11 and make the steaks so high and try and make my audience cry or do I dial it back and still keep that like tension but not as high risk. I'm still thinking about that cuz if I can't get up to 11 there's no chance there's a happy ending but if I keep it a little bit more on the outside they're still chance for Happy ending it's just going to be very tense.

Teaser for my Luigi's Mansion 3 Bowuigi fic "Hotel Fears":

Making his way into the final room he noticed a big difference. Almost nothing was touched. Sure it looked lived in. There were clothes on the bed and a book on the stand but, there was nothing array and there seemed to be no struggle. That was until he was about to leave the room. He heard a noise from the bathroom. Crying. It was quiet and choked but it was definitely there.  He reached out to the door and gently knocked. The sobs stopped with a hiccup. “Hello?” Bowser said as softly as possible. It was quiet before he could hear the click of the lock. Checking the knob, he opened the door to see a green blob sitting on the floor. He looked it over in shock. It looked exactly like Luigi, down to the messed up stitching on his hat. Bowser didn’t know what to do but this could be an opportunity to find Luigi.