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Cringetober Day 9: Childhood Video Game
I remember playing this game when I was 4 years old on my DS 😭 I sucked at it pretty bad (because I was four) and then I lost it. I wanna try and find it again so I can actually play it and beat it, but it's probably a lotta money nowadays lmao
The 2D Zelda brainrot continues
they ar having girls talk over tea
in actuality bowser doesnt keep peach locked up the whole time, he just does it as soon as mario’s there- they are simply putting on a show! in reality its all a stunt to make it look like bowser doesnt have a bit fat crush on luigi. (this is what bows and peach talk bout’ in the downtime) sometimes during these staged kidnappings they jus like- go out shopping or some fun stuffs like that till they round their way back 2 the castle
(ive nevr drawn bowser before n’ just had 2 get it outta my system)
Does that mean that she may be a little like Barbra from the amazing world of gumball? Did she make like pocket dimensions for each painting? Yes, I know Barbra tells the the future/ creation of the world with her paintings but maybe peach only makes like parallel dimensions in hers.
Throwback to that one time I threw Twitter into chaos over whether or not Princess Peach is the artist behind the paintings at her castle. A lot of people were all for it, but some were so vehemently against it that they tried to debunk it. It’s just a silly headcanon, dudes. Calm down. Peach does more than just bake and get kidnapped. Let her have her hobbies.
Yeah plus it kind of makes sense that she'd be better at doing things than Mario and Luigi counting on the whole fact that they literally just got there she'd know more about her place of origin than any of them and her actually teaching Mario how to get around and fight in this new world he's been placed into is actually a really cool concept for the relationship instead of it just being him saving her dental in distress style. Plus I think the whole thing about Luigi being in the damsel in distress position is that a kind of fits his personality of being cowardice Plus like op said the more of a reason for Mario to actually try and help instead of just saving some random woman. Honestly I love the trailer if I had to say one bad thing it's the obvious: crisp rat. But other than that I'm actually really excited for this and I've even set up a plan for me in a couple of my friends go watch the movie and maybe even cosplay.
Discourse on Twitter over Princess Peach’s being a GirlBoss or portrayed as capable in the trailers while Mario is a fish-out-of-water and Luigi is the damsel-in-distress was not the reaction I thought we’d be getting…..”Peach Skywalker” I’m not even a Star Wars fan and I already know what this means. I can already feel the “Mary Sue” discourse coming, I figured people would be ecstatic over the inversion of Mario wanting to save his blood brother over some random princess and a female character being her own protector of her kingdom rather than needing to be saved by some guy and play the role of a trophy female character….
So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6.
The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2.
The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.
The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.
This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.
I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.
The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.
About the story ideas I wanted to elaborate on each one thanks to a commenter on the original post.
So the one that is centered around Luigi's Mansion 3 is basically about Bowser and Luigi have been friends for a bit but have yet to start actually dating. They share their plans, they talk about their families, you know friendly things. But Bowser gets a little worried when one of Luigi's trips with his family to the hotel in the video game when he doesn't come back in time, a week stay turning into months of not being around. when Bowser looks into this and goes to save Luigi worried that he may be in harm's Way he goes to the hotel and immediately know something's up when he goes in he sees that everyone that you would save normally is captured again and Luigi is nowhere to be found. Wild Bowser is looking frantic about something bad might have happened to him he comes across Gooigi. And that's all I can tell you without getting in spoiler territory.
And as for the soulmate AU basically it's your average soulmate to you but the actual power of a soulmate is a little different. Basically you have a relationship status of your soulmate somewhere on your body telling you what their love life is like "he's in love with someone he thinks this is soulmate." Or "he is dating someone." But the most important thing is that the message glows, however, the glowing stops once your soulmate realizes who you are. So if Bowser found out that his soulmate was Luigi before Luigi found out Bowser was his soulmate only Luigi's message would stop glowing cuz the message on the opposite person to who knows is the one that stops glowing. I don't know if that's a good explanation of it though but I think y'all get the jist.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43953516
Chapter 2 of Hotel Fears is out. I got to be honest some of the scenes I really worked hard to make decent but I feel like I either rushed it or the wording makes it seem weird I just hope whoever reads it likes it.
I think it's because I put this arbitrary idea that I should have each chapter be at least 900 words. I do that for all of my work. So instead of stopping at the point I probably would have been best for the chapter only at 400 words I tried to stretch it out a little bit more to make it to 900.
For those in the back who need to know, it is Canon that Luigi wears striped socks. Some may know this some may not it is in the RPGs!
Also you can see the low key rage of Mario not being center stage in this drawing like why does he look so fucking pissed Luigi looks mad too but like less so.
Came up with another bowuigi fic in the making. You're welcome!
I have yet another fanfic idea but I'm stuck. It starts with a costume party so I need ideas. What could each character dress up as?
It’s the parasites, I swear. Anyway, isn’t he pretty?
Princess Raphie. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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Various designs for the 1995 AU. (In order) Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Detective Allie, Wet-Dry-World-Ghost, Daisy Floret, Aylin the Moon Lady, King Olly. Though the AU is mainly Mario 64 based, I added the elements of SPM and SMG to it because of my dreams, a lot of this AU's content comes from wacky dreams I've had about it.
i demand more HCs for Olly please and thank you
(also I have an origami OC that would totally adopt your Olly, her name is Queen Harmonia)
OH DO I HAVE SOME MORE OLLY HEADCANONS FOR YOU, MY GOOD FRIEND.
King Olly Headcanons Part 2!! {feat. Olivia, Mario, and Peach} (part 1 here)
Olly goes ALL OUT for events. Parties, Festivals, Birthdays, Holidays, EVERYTHING. Olivia always has a blast when her brother takes the helm of party-planning.
Though Origami will always be his favorite magical artform, he's looked into painting and sticker-making too. Olivia happily introduced him to Huey and Kersti when she discovered his curiosity!
Too many damn opinions and has a tendancy to voice them at the wrong times, Peach has helped him contain himself and his anger-fueled words.
If Olly considers someone a friend or close companion, he'll hand them an Origami Heart. Olivia usually says something like "Oh! My brother gave you that? He only does that if he REALLY likes somebody.. you're really lucky! I'm really glad my brother is making friends."
If Olly is there, his beloved pet Stapler is too. He carries treats for Stapler all the time!
If he gets an idea, he needs to carry it out or else his brain won't let him sleep, even if he was dead tired moments before! This has led to MANY late night art projects.
Flat out REFUSES to ask for help, it makes him feel incompetent and vulnerable. He only caves in once whatever's at hand proves he can't do it by himself.
Super fast learner, Olly can pick up a task, be given instructions, and quickly do whatever it is.
He really enjoys the nighttime, it's quiet and peaceful, which is exactly what he needs to clear his mind.
Olly enjoys eating small foods, or meals that come in small portions. He often snacks on cookies or tiny pastries.
He considers the moon and stars friends of his, and talks to them when he's alone.. He was EXTREMELY freaked out when Mario told him about Lumas. "wdym there's stars that are actually alive- this is a joke right??" "wait until I tell you about the space goddess that comes down here to play tennis and go-kart with us"
Really enjoys shiny things, like crystals. People often assume he knows a lot of crystaly spiritual stuff, nope, he just has crow brain.
This man has an incredibly dark sense of humor. He just CACKLES like the villainous dork he is.
betcha didnt expect another wall of text!