Oh, No No No, This Simply Wont Do, Groudon Will Probably Try And Kill Me

Oh, No No No, This simply won’t do, Groudon will probably try and kill me

Asshats on Twitter were already declaring it non canon and it’s just... who hurt you. Let the man be happy.

Congratulations to the WINNER and YOUR Alola League Champion.

…he finally wins the big one guys after ALL THESE YEARS 👏 

This is literally how I feel when someone flips sh*t over an opinion.. And it doesn’t matter if it’s mine or someone else’s. 

Where did all these obsessive Brock fans come from all of a sudden?

Hey look something not drying pan related! Brock may not have been the most useful member of the group but he kept the others somewhat grounded and they probably would have starved without his cooking

Yes, the vital source of food for the group. How else would they have gotten by if not for his invaluable culinary knowledge. Oh wait, they’ve been doing fine without him for several seasons now. Huh. I guess it wasn’t really that important.

I admit ContestShipping is pretty cute... But I dunno why, But I’ve also been more of a Negai Person.. that makes me weird, sure, Nevermind. Haters gonna hate

I don't know if somebody has already asked this before, but I'd really like to know if you have favourite ships in the Pokémon fandom.

Pokeshipping is my one and only. I will go down with this ship.

May & Drew are cute also but I’m not passionate about that one.

Pokemon Sun and Moon in a Nutshell Part 2

Hala: These sandals are a symbol of my power!

Olivia: God dammit why am I single?

Nanu: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Okay. Whatever.

Hapu: Talk shit get run over by a fucking horse boi.

Ilima: I’m so fucking pretty. <flips hair>

Lana: I like fishing. Btw there is a Kyogre in here. LOL JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOL GET REKT

Kiawe: I am much more serious than expected NOW WATCH MY POKEMON DANCE

Mallow: Finish your food or your ass is grass AND ILL MOW THAT SHIT!

Sophocles: I will only feel comfortable talking to you if you turn off the lights, cover yourself up with a bag, and go all the way into the corner where I can’t see you.

Acerola: Lets go into that abandoned mall! It’ll be so m u c h F U N : D

Mina: I represent love and peace maaaaaan.

Samson Oak: I’m Professor Oak except Alola Form! GET IT?!

Professor Burnet: I’m married to Kukui. Haha.

Mohn: Bean Daddy is actually a BEAN DADDY