Okay Hear Me Out.

Okay hear me out.

Maybe, just maybe, it's not about the 4 out of 5 dentists

It's the 1 out of 5.

Like, yeah, those 4 know what it's all about, but what about that single one? What would they get from refusing? It'd advertise something even more.

So then, maybe, this dentist realised something that the others don't. That maybe this operates in a beneficial way, a way that big dentist wouldn't like. But every time they're singled out by the other dentists that thing they're just full of balony.

So we don't get it for the four, we get it for the one.

Unless, that's what they want us to think.

They know that if they're unified it'll seem suspicious so they always make an outlier to suggest there's more to it.

The plot thickens...

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Okay Tumblr wants to ducking throw every single ducking thirst bait post it possibly can so I'm just gonna ducking stop scrolling through it then god damn it.

Due to having acquired 100 likes recently (thank you Tumblr for telling me this stuff it's refreshing compared to bot followers and messages) I think now's about the time to make a pinned blog intro post to put up tags for my stuff. And to also add tags to some things that should. Or maybe this is thinking too highly of myself? Either way, that's how people can see my works rather than the loads of stuff I reblog. That should be beneficial for me and others, right? Right.

Probably the best way to learn that Tomska has a Tumblr account.

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess