What Was Bro Smoking While Doing This

What was bro smoking while doing this

You know you’re in a fandom when people start doing measurements to find out their favorite character’s dick size 😭 😂 (I don’t say this in a mean way! I find it hilarious actually!)

Anyways, here’s for all you Hades simps

Note; I didn’t make this, it was posted on the Shuumatsu discord server, so I’ve no link for it.

If he's cold metal, why so hot?

YOUR PRESENCE IS AKIN TO A BUTTERFLY THAT COMPLETES THE SCENERY ISTG THIS ROBOT SERIOUSLY...

screwllum...dont make me fall for you...

Begging for people to vote for Otto ngl

Hi little flower buds! I'm close to finishing requests so I need help on who I'm gonna write next after I'm finished.

This is Christmas themed btw.

On my knees for this

Big brother!aki who notices how your dresses start to get shorter now that you’re in college. How your pj’s seemed to have gotten tighter. Mornings are tough for him, as you saunter out of bedroom, puffy faced and groggy, looking for caffeine. He’s already dressed for class, has his backpack ready and is wide awake. He can’t seem to hide the blush on his face when he sees you’re braless. He wants to chastise you, but holds back. You should be dressed already, he thinks.

You’d been in school for a couple of semesters now and academic-wise, was doing very well. But financial-wise, you struggled. Opting for an apartment with your friends had been a bad choice, and you fell behind on rent. With no other support in your life except your big brother, you guiltily called Aki asking for advice. Aki of course didn’t hesitate to offer you his extra room. He was always the responsible one when it came to money and had saved up a lot before leaving the family home. He found the exact apartment he wanted, with enough room in case he ever needed a roommate. Unbeknownst to you, he purposefully chose a location not far from your campus.

Aki can’t stand when you answer the door in one of your loose fitted shirts, without a bra. He picks up a habit of rushing to the door before you do; he can’t allow some weirdo delivery guy feeling you up with their eyes. One unfortunate incident of him racing to the door before you ended with him accidentally touching your chest as he pushed you away. You punched him in return. But the rest of the night he couldn’t shake the thought of the way your tits jiggled against his arm.

Aki who’s stomach churns at the idea of some loser dating his smart, pretty, sweet sister . He can feel his heart rate pick up at the thought of some fool driving you around in their shitty, poor excuse of a car. He imagines the worst jerk-off on campus asking you out after a study session; the sleazy grin they’d give you while nasty thoughts swirl in their mind.

Aki grips the steering wheel so hard his knuckles turn white. He’s about to pick you up from class, and his emotions are on the fritz. He sees you running up to the car, nose scrunched from the sun beaming down, waving happily at him. They can’t have you, he thinks. You’re too special for them.

#mako don't worry Nightingale is coming to cure you soon #Guda IS hot asf tho can't lie #Fujimaru Ritsuka #fate #fgo

Onward, upward, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, doggy style, missionary, spork, tabletop, spider, snow angel, snake, stand and deliver, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, 69, pretzel dip, flatiron, g whiz, wheelbarrow, magic mountain, seashell, butter churner, 360-degrees, no condom, skin-on-skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, and on the street

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