But. Theyre All Corpses

but…. they’re all corpses

every time I wake up in the middle of the night to see that my roomba has had a panic attack due to being caught on some piece of string I end up pack bonding with it and petting it till it calms down.

this is a post about ED-E

guys it’s happening

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my depression robot men!!!! Are coming back!!!!

We are starting to announce some of the cast for Death Shroud 2 and you can see people are excited 😂😂😂

I love this work for so many reasons! It implies that Benny has his own deathshroud moment, meaning other NPCs could have it as well. It also combines the two loves of my life. Also refers to the fact that only synths have memories from beforehand and Benny is a synth. I would like to see more of this!!!!!

You ever think about how if you free Benny at the legion camp, He just vanishes from the game entirely?

lmao the game crashed right when nick was having a mental breakdown noooooooo

death shroud part 1.5???

Autistic danse things (I'm being so normal)

Eye contact maintained to the point its unsettling bc he gathered that no contact is rude but. No one hinted at the fact that there's such a thing as mad dogging

Constantly checking surroundings + patrolling = form of stimming. Grounding is a method for dealing with anxiety, a soldiers habitual awareness doubles as a soothing technique

Knows when technology and mechanisms are still up and running in buildings before anyone else because he can hear them. The only other person who shares this is x6. Is X6 autistic, or just a courser? (Answer: yes)

Doubles as a geiger counter for similar reasons. Just ~knows~

Surprisingly good at reading people but rarely knows what to actually do with that, so is convinced he can't read/empathize with people at all

This is why no one has managed to hit. "Hmm they're making very suggestive comments...but I wouldn't know anything about that, so this is probably a normal amount of illicit discussion"

Sees someone break the rules/do something incorrectly and gets heartburn and indigestion

Makes jokes constantly to the point it's obvious he's trying very hard to be funny and personable but his delivery isn't obvious to most people, so people think he's being serious and make fun of him. This inflicts I Want To Glue My Big Fat Mouth Shut disease

Walking audiobook that stops itself halfway through because he said too much and wants to puke because there is a limited word count for each social interaction and he goes over every single time

Tries to show affection but lacks any grace. "Your aim is terrible, let me teach you how to shoot. I'd hate to lose you." "...What?"