weepingfishturtledragon - The Asexual Witch
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Announcer Voice: This Next Potential Adoptive Child Is Magical, Feral, Has Committed Crimes Like Theft,

Announcer voice: This next potential adoptive child is magical, feral, has committed crimes like theft, can turn into adult, lives in a completely different City, and is your coworker!

Batman: I don't think-

Announcer voice: but he's also a homeless, blue eyed, black haird, orphan, with a heart of gold, and his full name is Billy Batson!

Batman: Ooh what if we give him a sassy little change?

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So have any of you heard the theory that Connor can't age because he's a clone, so he'll look like a teem forever

And it's possible that Billy won't age because of the magic from the rock of eternity

So after Billy adopted him and they're living together for a while, they both realized neither of them looks any different at first they chalk it up to the weirdness of Fawcett City

Then they realize other people in Fawcett City are aging too but they're not


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My favorite part of Billy Batson and Bat family fanfictions are the Bat family's reactions to Billy's last name! Everyone loses their shit every time and it's so funny!


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If i could stick to any fic it would be a fic where Billy is dead.

Hear me out hear me out.

He dies and it causes a giant rift in the league cause if the circumstances at which the death happened so in order to bring the league back together they divise a time travel plan.

Plan A is either stopping Billy from becoming a hero at all and stopping him from ever being in the league to begin with.

Plan B is saving Billy entirely, but stopping a death from taking place has a higher risk.

They try to go with the first plan but unfortunately it's Billy's ultimate Fate to become Captain Marvel and it won't accept anyone else.

They try to stop it multiple times through his life but it never works, in the end he always dawned the Title of Captain Marvel.

That would mean risking Plan B.


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Ok so imagine this…(it kind of goes along with the idea that Captain Marvel has dad energy)

Captain Marvel with the personality of Mr. Rogers from "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood"!

He's very soft spoken, calm, empathetic, hardworking, loves everyone he's ever met, and is incredibly patient. You'll never see him angry and he'd never raise his voice at anyone. He would constantly talk about love, accepting others, communication, understanding your feelings, and so much more! (People constantly go to him for advice)

He's amazing with kids. He'd sing songs, play games, he makes puppets materialize out of nowhere to make children laugh, and talk in a way that children understand and like. (Imagine him singing "Won't You Be My Neighbor" <3)

People write him letters and he responds back, all with written letters even if there's a lot of them and with the power of Solomon he memorizes everyone's name even if it was just in passing!

Everyone just looks at him and can feel the love and hope he has for the world!

He'd say stuff like "You've made this day a special day just by being you. There is no person in the whole world like you and I like you just the way you are"

With being a hero he's a pacifist and tries his best to do the least violent option every time, usually by talking to them he's helped a lot people this way! (whenever he does have to get violent he always feels guilty for it)

(Sorry I don't know I've been writing so much lately)


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