weepingfishturtledragon - The Asexual Witch
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Announcer Voice: This Next Potential Adoptive Child Is Magical, Feral, Has Committed Crimes Like Theft,

Announcer voice: This next potential adoptive child is magical, feral, has committed crimes like theft, can turn into adult, lives in a completely different City, and is your coworker!

Batman: I don't think-

Announcer voice: but he's also a homeless, blue eyed, black haird, orphan, with a heart of gold, and his full name is Billy Batson!

Batman: Ooh what if we give him a sassy little change?

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So we all think Billy sometimes sees glimpses of other universes because the rock of eternity is connected to those other universes right? Ok

Flash jokingly: Would you die for me?

Shazam: Again?

Flash having a mental breakdown: what???????


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*Someone being rude*

Shazam: Babygirl I have penis curses you've never even heard of don't fucking test me, I am not the one.


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So have any of you heard the theory that Connor can't age because he's a clone, so he'll look like a teem forever

And it's possible that Billy won't age because of the magic from the rock of eternity

So after Billy adopted him and they're living together for a while, they both realized neither of them looks any different at first they chalk it up to the weirdness of Fawcett City

Then they realize other people in Fawcett City are aging too but they're not


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Freddy Freeman: Hi I hope you like to be smothered emotionally because I'm already attached to you! :)

Billy Batson: Well I do have abandonment issues, so yeah I think I'd like that! :)

*Best friends*


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A headcanon about Billy and Tawky Tawny (the stuffed animal form) because I also have a stuff animal and I want to project

First of all Billy loves tawky so much that sometimes when he feeling love starts to fill up his chest he attacks tawky with a bunch of kisses then hugs him as tight as he can and as long as he can (I do this)

Also when he was little he cut off the tags on tawky because it bothered his skin when he was sleeping/cuddling (sensor sensitivity)

When he cries he uses Tawky's ears to wipe his eyes and when he's scared or anxious he would rub or tug on his tail to calm himself down. He did this a lot when he was at foster homes so he is in pretty rough shape and there's a little tear in tawky we're Billy keeps his most prized possessions in, if they can fit (stuff like a picture of his parents, money, ect)

I love Tawky and Billy's relationship so much!!!


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