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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

I love the idea of the Shazamily being overprotective of Billy, especially Mary! I was thinking of the comics with Guy Gardner calling Captain Marvel "Captain Whitebeard" and Cap being annoyed explaining that his name is Captain Marvel even going as far as spelling it out.

If Mary or Freddy were there they would try to fight him but Cap would stop them before they could do any real damage. So they would have to resort to being petty like name calling, pushing his chair out before he sits, ignoring him, malicious compliance, and not being in a hurry to help him in anyway. Captain Marvel would act annoyed but would do the same if the roles were reversed! Don't mess with Billy or any of the other Shazamily!


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Injustice AU

I really want to see a short story where Billy is transported to the Injustice universe after his alternate version of Captain Marvel has already been killed and must find a way to return home while navigating the differences in this alternate reality, helping to stop Superman, and protecting Fawcett City. Like can you imagine how crazy it would be to see your own burial then pretend to be the revised version of your alternate self to go into a war. While also facing the idea that the person you idolize for years has become an evil dictator and is the same person who murdered you. Billy having to face his alternate foster family who just lost their son/brother while looking and acting exactly like them (If he had a foster family). Also having to face the scary fact that despite his powers he can get hurt or worse killed, still choosing to protect the world despite the fact it's not his because it's the right thing to do. With a happy ending, of course!


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

TW: Me ranting

You know what's the most infuriating thing that Shazam the wizard did? He didn't teach Billy anything about magic!!! Like he's a wizard that chooses someone with no prior knowledge of anything magical to be the protector of the Rock of Eternity, the source of all magic in existence, and doesn't teach him anything! Not even about different types of magic, magical creatures, or special places and as a result Captain Marvel barely does anything with magic, he relies on his other abilities. This is why people compare him to Superman all the time, if they just developed his skills beyond his super strength, durability, and flying people would separate them. "But it would make Captain Marvel too OP ☹️" first off a lot of characters are already over powered in the DC universe and secondly this would mean we could focus more on Billy's life being a child that's homeless/in a big foster family and how that effects his hero life!


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

I know Billy has to say the word "Shazam" for him to turn into Captain Marvel but at the same time I don't believe Captain Marvel would allow Billy to get seriously hurt or died. There was this one scenario I'm thinking about where Billy's falling from the sky and Superman saves him. But if we're talking about separate Billy and Cap then I know for a fact Captain Marvel would forcefully change into himself in order to protect Billy. (kinda like a Hulk situation)


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

You know what I'm curious about… how does Billy have any sense of time??? When I was a child (I still kinda am) I had no idea what time meant. You could have told me that I would need to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow and I would be awake till 2:00am. I can't imagine what it's like for a homeless kid who has no one keeping him accountable and no routine.

So because of this I think Captain Marvel is sporadic when showing up, none of his villains have any idea when he's going on patrol. They probably think he doesn't sleep at all, he just disappears into a different dimension and then reappears whenever. He'll only start to keep track of time when he joins the justice league so he's not late to meetings or monitor duty.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.

Bruce: How do you know this????

Damien: I have my sources.

Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

I imagine that Captain Marvel has a bunch of DIY projects he's constantly doing when he is on monitor duty and he's really good at it too. I just saw a video of a person who made some cardboard sharks to go up on their wall and thought "Cap would make this for Aquaman! Maybe as a present for his birthday or Christmas."

Here's what it looks like!

I Imagine That Captain Marvel Has A Bunch Of DIY Projects He's Constantly Doing When He Is On Monitor

Original Creator: Sequoia on TikTok


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Imagine if Tawky Tawny had some baby tigers! He asks Billy Batson if he could babysit them for a while and Billy agrees. But an exotic animal smuggler decides to break into the zoo to steal the new tiger babies that they saw on the news. Billy notices them missing and starts freaking out. He turns into Captain Marvel and flies around like a chicken without a head. He can't find them so he calls the world's greatest detective Batman. Bruce is incredibly surprised when he gets the call because Captain Marvel is one of the most heavy hitters on the team so if he's calling it must be world ending news. But when he picks up the call he hears a panicked Captain Marvel nearly in tears talking about missing baby tigers. Batman travels to Fawcett City and goes on a wacky adventure with Captain Marvel to find the baby tigers and some other animals in time before Tawky Tawny realizes they're missing.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Imagine if a villain was able to infiltrate Captain Marvel's mind and the Justice League had to go into his mind to save him. When they go in, they're greeted by two doors. One door is huge, made of marble and has delicate details carved in and the other is a small broken old wooden door with graffiti barely holding on to its hinges.

First, they enter the marble door and are transported into a battlefield with many of the old avatars of Shazam, all fighting monsters that seem to be trying to get to an orb of pure magic. With the help of the league, the monsters retreat for some time, but not forever. One of the past avatars tells the justice league that they need Captain Marvel to be able to stop the fight, but in order to do that, they need to find Billy Batson.

The team is sent back through the marble door to go through the wooden one. When they enter, they see a room in an abandoned building with very little inside and see a mirage of a little boy. They try to touch him but their hands go straight through, the boy starts to move to the door to leave and the team follows. They keep doing this, learning about Billy's life by going back in time to CPS meetings, foster homes, Billy's uncle's place, and finally to his family's home.

Where they see Billy's family and where Billy can see and interact with them, not as a mirage but his actual conscience. He's obviously reluctant to go, but they convince him it's what he needs to do. He goes back with them, reunited with the power where it fuses with him to create Captain Marvel and defeats the monsters, returning everything back to normal.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

I imagine that Billy can sleep anywhere without problems because he has been homeless for so long he just naturally gained the skill. He has slept under bridges, on the ground, under desks, on chairs, and in the park.

He even slept in the zoo with Tawky Tawny which was the most comfortable sleep he's gotten (all curled up tigers!) but was dangerous because he was almost found by the zookeepers!

Captain Marvel doesn't need sleep but imagine Cap doing the same after a big fight, he just puts his head on a small desk in a uncomfortable angle and passes out. Everyone around doesn't know if they should wake him up to tell him about the staff rooms or just leave him there to get some sleep.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Some Ignorant Guy: Magic isn't real! It's just a stupid children's trick.

Captain Marvel literally existing: This motherfu-


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Flash: Hey Cap, why don't you drink?

Cap: What come on, I'm a little guy! I can't drink alcohol.

Flash: What are you talking about? You're enormous!

Cap: You know what I mean, I'm like little.

Flash: You're like 8 feet tall, you're a monster!

Cap: But inside I'm small. I can't do all the things all the bigger guys do.

Flash: ???


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

I was playing this dress up game with cats and saw an amazing opportunity!

⚡Captain Meow-vel⚡

I Was Playing This Dress Up Game With Cats And Saw An Amazing Opportunity!

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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Honestly Captain Marvel hasn't been the same ever since he lost the cute little flower design on his cape.

Honestly Captain Marvel Hasn't Been The Same Ever Since He Lost The Cute Little Flower Design On His
Honestly Captain Marvel Hasn't Been The Same Ever Since He Lost The Cute Little Flower Design On His

THIS WAS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN! Bring it back right now! Let him feel pretty, it's his god given right!

They just got rid of it, they didn't even try to add a new design! >:(


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

So I was watching a show called Schmigadoon! and in the first episode I thought to myself "This is what people probably think of when they go to Fawcett City for the first time!" Of course Fawcett City is a lot less cartoonish and more realistic but still. If you want to see what I'm talking about just watch the trailer and you'll get the feeling of the show. It has the same old timey vibe, it's literally a magical place, and it seems like a paradise but if you look closer you see issues. It's just on a smaller scale with a town in comparison to a big city.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago
Plastic Man Vs Elongated Man [Justice #8]
Plastic Man Vs Elongated Man [Justice #8]

Plastic Man Vs Elongated Man [Justice #8]

OMG! Look at Cap's face, he's so cute and confused!

This could be an interesting fanfiction idea! *Hint hint nudge nudge* (◕‿↼)


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

When reading any headcanons about Billy Batson and Captain Marvel.

Me: I do genuinely believe that's true, based on nothing and no evidence.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Captain Marvel trying to hide the Shazamily.

Batman: Who is Captain Marvel Jr?

Cap: What do you mean by that? I don't understand the question, give it to me again! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Batman: Who is Captain Marv-

Cap: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING!

Batman: ...

Batman: Can you explain to me about some magic?

Cap: Yeah, absolutely!


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(`∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

You know what must be crazy! Billy going to a museum and seeing Captain Marvel in a painting or artifact. Billy is just living his life doing the one of the free things that won't kick him out, that's also separate from his hero life, and he sees one of the past avatars.

Or Captain Marvel goes to a museum in one of the Justice League's cities sees himself and freaks out. It's even worse if he's on a stealth mission with the League trying to catch a thief.

Cap: Oh my Gods!

Flash: What?

Cap: That's me in the painting fighting demons!

*Points to a painting of a woman covered in blood with a sword in one hand and holding the neck of a demon in the other, screaming like a banshee in what looks like hell*

Flash: !!!!!


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Do you remember a comic panel where Captain Marvel said how some trip the justice league was on would be shorter if they sang songs but Batman was against it. It makes me feel like Captain Marvel knows a lot of sea shanties from his past lives.

A song I think he'd sing is "bones in the ocean" because it makes him think of his past avatars and it's such a beautiful song. This also adds to people around him thinking he's thousands of years old.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Shadow Switching AU

Imagine if there was a villain that was attacking the Justice League or just Captain Marvel and used a spell that "revealed their true self". It hit Cap but didn't change anything because Captain Marvel is still Captain Marvel and is a different person from Billy. It did however switch the shadows of Billy and Cap so now a 8"3 demigod has the shadow of a 5"3 little 10-15 year old boy and vice versa. So now Billy and Cap are both desperately trying to find ways to stay away from anything that can cause a shadow like the sun and artificial light.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Pretty Boy AU

Everything's the exact same except Billy looks like Björn Andrésen with black hair and blue eyes.


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weepingfishturtledragon
1 year ago

Solomon working 24/7 to make sure Billy doesn't die or reveal his identity: _(°ཀ°」∠)_

All of the other mythological figures after doing the bare minimum: (ᴗ˳ᴗ)💤


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