Shazam On Social Media: As Usual We Are Joined Today By About 9 Or 10 Gay Men Who Follow Me And A Legion

Shazam on social media: As usual we are joined today by about 9 or 10 gay men who follow me and a legion of young queer woman with anxiety who find me comforting! Hi, I'm happy to have you! I'm just happy that you're here!!!

Lmao imma fuck with yall today,

Shazam but instead of looking like his dad he looks like the Male version of his mom, people forget dudes can look like their mom's too.

Pretty Boy Shazam Core.

So we all think Billy sometimes sees glimpses of other universes because the rock of eternity is connected to those other universes right? Ok

Flash jokingly: Would you die for me?

Shazam: Again?

Flash having a mental breakdown: what???????

Ok so I'm adding on to this!

What if when Captain Marvel was separated Billy got some of his powers! Also maybe because Billy is happy to cover all his negative emotions he'd be experiencing a lot of anger and will blow up at the slightest inconvenience.

Not because he's angry at that specific thing, it's because he's been burying all these bad emotions that getting something as small as getting a paper cut can make him explode.

If you add his new powers he'd have electricity sparkling all around him but because he doesn't know how to control it so he gets more upset causing even more magical outbursts to happen.

He has to go into the training room to let out all his emotions, I imagine he is screaming while he does it (like full body, voice piercing screams) and by the time he's done the room is completely destroyed by random scratches, lightning scorch marks, and crumpled up training machines. (all of it's destroyed)

Cap is the only one that can somewhat calm him down, not that the league didn't try it's just everytime they do Billy gets more upset because they're not supposed to know that Billy even exists, he's also scared that they'll figure out he's Captain Marvel, and they'll kick him out of the Justice League.

(sorry for the long writing and the angst)

Billy Batson fan fic idea (idea could also be used for JL in general ig)

All the characters get their personalities split. Every character now has 2 versions of them walking around. One baring the more lovable and open emotions of the person and the other baring the side that's less forgiving and more pessimistic.

When Captain Marvel (or Shazam if you wanna be that person) gets split Cap takes the emotions of the happier side and Billy takes the more bitter emotions and they are stuck split like this and neither of them can change forms. I imagine this happening before Billy is known to the League

Time for chaos to immense and for Cap and Billy to try and explain this while everyone else is giving mixed emotions because they're split the same way (except for the fact that they're just copies of themselves not themselves plus child)

Feel free to write this I might I might not idk yet

*Someone being rude*

Shazam: Babygirl I have penis curses you've never even heard of don't fucking test me, I am not the one.

So have any of you heard the theory that Connor can't age because he's a clone, so he'll look like a teem forever

And it's possible that Billy won't age because of the magic from the rock of eternity

So after Billy adopted him and they're living together for a while, they both realized neither of them looks any different at first they chalk it up to the weirdness of Fawcett City

Then they realize other people in Fawcett City are aging too but they're not