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Shiro: Do you see the colour of this helmet?

Allura: Shiro–

Shiro: What colour is it.

Allura: *sighs* It’s black.

Shiro: It’s black. I’m the Black Paladin that means what I say goes!

Allura: But this…you go too far. You’re abusing your authority!

Shiro, mostly covered by the other paladins: GROUP HUGS ARE NEVER AN ABUSE OF AUTHORITY!

Matt: Are you excited to see Adam?

Lance: who’s Adam?

Shiro: I don’t recall

Matt: uhhh… your ex-fiancé?

Keith: HE DOESNT RECALL MATTHEW

Shiro, texting: Answer your phone

Keith, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Shiro: Understood

Shiro, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother

AU: where

•Donald Trump never got elected

•We’re all on top of climate change

•She-ra season three never happened cause Catra got some very needed therapy

•Voltron season eight just never happened

And the world was good

Allura: Dying sucks butt! How do you idiots cope with mortality?

Keith: Violent outbursts.

Lance: General sluttiness.

Shiro: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.