I Called Dibs On My Best Friends First Born Child Today

I called dibs on my best friends first born child today

I will not elaborate

Yes moles we love moles

No mole moles.

I’m done.

The want for a loving calm peaceful happy funny goofy respectful consentual fun relationship but I’m also scared of sex and also asexual and scared of like sexual touch and shit and idk if other people are? But like I’m scared that I’ll end up dating someone wonderful and they will be like let’s fuck and I’m like I love you but no way in hell and then he’ll leave me. And like I’m scared I’ll never find someone because of this? And like that’s why I’ve never been able to be in a relationship form more than 3 days. And like I want to know if anyone else is like this plz.

Edit: it actually wasn’t bad it just needed more salt. I then tried making baked apples with sugar and cinnamon but slightly failed at that. Oh well I didn’t almost kill anyone this time

So I made dinner not to long ago (made not cooked because the chicken was so fucking raw I almost gave everyone salmonella) and now it’s my sister turn. The idea is that she’s supposed to plan wha5 to make, go to the supermarket and buy the shit to make it and then cook it. She however has decided she can’t be fucked to go shopping so she’s making dinner with the few pieces of food actually in my house. Wish her luck.

Edit: she’s making cheesy pasta with broccoli

Reblog this if you think that asexual, aromantic, agender, or any type of aspec folks should have more important roles as main characters

If you have any good ideas on what type of aspec main characters you can think of, share your ideas

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