Knitting Tutorial Made By A Twenty-something Knitting Influencer: 18 Min Long, 12 Of Those Minutes Being

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

the four beatles biopics should be about the breakup but do it clue (1985) style where the person actually responsible is different depending on which version you see

Bao Recipe: we use refrigerated American biscuit dough for the--

Me: perish

I think in George’s film George should be allowed to look directly into the camera like he’s on the office whenever John and Paul are being annoying

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.