Accurate - Tumblr Posts
Ok to celebrate the anniversary of me getting fucked up in quarantine and also because I have a sudden lack of important assignments to do, I have made another uQuiz! Take it to find out what your hate language is! (It actually took me since February to make but that's not important) I don't know if we're still doing the whole "link in the reblog" thing but yeah, check the notes for the link.
thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.
make a post like "hey can anyone recommend egg substitutions for this recipe" and six people will reply "OP just use eggs" in unison and someone will reblog it like #eggs #tumblr #shitpost #funny #lol #what #weirdcore #196 and someone else will gently place into your hands the most helpful link youve ever seen in your life and then someone else will @ you because they used a screenshot of your post in their teenage mutant ninja turtles fan art. and then someone will show up in your inbox like Did eggs do something i should know about ?
take a moment to realize how everyone’s life in naruto would be 1000 times better if obito just fucking died when he got crushed by that rock
I died when I saw the "blender has disassembled and or weaponized." Because that is something that Hiccup would do if he was in the modern world. Fishlegs is accurate too. And why can I see the twins doing this?
Accurate
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
I just love Mochizuki’s ability to manipulate her readers. I feel as if she makes us assume things even though they haven’t been confirmed in any way. Have these two examples:
Many theorize how the woman from Vanitas’s past could possibly be an Archivite because of her darker skin and white hair. Which is all good (and I personally like those theories) except that their very basis is something that has not been confirmed - why are we assuming that the vampires from the Archiviste clan had darker skin and white hair? This topic has never been touched in the manga but for some reason we sort of just go with it.
Another thing is the bed time story which was told to us in the very beginning. So now every time we think of the Vampire of The Blue Moon, we think of “a hated vampire known as “Vanitas”” who “was born on the night of a blue full moon, a symbol of misfortune. Everyone was afraid of Vanitas and ran him out of the village. […] And in his heart of hearts he swore… vengeance on vampires born on the night on a crimson moon.” and about the Book of Vanitas as “a special book created by Vanitas, imbued with the power to interfere with vampires’ true names“ which, for now, seem to be the case. But still, it’s just a bed time story and it would be interesting if Mochizuki takes advantage of this to confuse us (aka. the story not being accurate/real).
aran and don can be so silly together frfr
Theyre so different yet both extremely ridiculous
Sherlock: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
John: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Irene: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Simza: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Also John: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
well well well
guess i'm the sweet side character. ironically that's exactly who i am In real life. i support others but never talk about my emotional trauma.
@barrenclan i wonder what pinepaw/wing is?
if tumblr loves anything, it's bitches who are doomed by the narrative. in this uquiz, find out what role are you in the tragic play?