In Addition To Its Taste And Health Benefits, I Have To Appreciate Honey For Being The One Food You Can

In addition to its taste and health benefits, I have to appreciate honey for being the one food you can dig out of your pantry after God-knows-how-many years, see that its texture is entirely changed, still go, “Yep, that’s good enough,” eat, and actually not get sick from.

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Pleased to report I'm both the older and taller sibling. Displeased this means an inconvenience clothes/shoe shopping, but oh well...

We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex

NaNoWriMo, the competition whose raison d'etre is making people write actual words for a month, declaring that you can do writing with AI is a predictably inane choice. But coaching their statement in social justice language about how banning AI is classist and ableist, now that elevates it to the sublimely dopey