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unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

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hello everyone I have made a quiz

Just so y'all know, when you are in a relationship, you and your partner are entitled to private spaces.

I know y'all were raised with the whole "if you love me then I should be able to walk unhindered through your life without question" but that shit is bullshit.

Super Spouse and I have endured some severe forms of personal space invasion that includes people going through our mail.

That ain't cool no matter how close you are to someone.

Look, Trust, with a capital T, requires you to let go of your own trauma and accept that this person will absolutely share their life with you, even the embarrassing parts.

Both Super Spouse and I have been violated in awful ways, and now, we Trust each other with such veracity that we actually take offense on behalf of other people.

I recently built a fucking folding room divider so that my boo could have an even more relaxed space of his own since his space is in the living room.

Some people might see that as "but what if!"

I see that as "my boo gets to relax even if I pass through the area to make hot chocolate."

We got to test it out for the first time this morning, and he was able to do his thing without worry, and I made hot chocolate.

Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS PLEASED ME.

Or maybe you do if you have experienced life with family who feels they should be able to violate every section of your life no matter how private.

I'm sorry, sweethearts, but while being in a relationship does mean ultimate trust, it doesn't mean you get to invade every second of their life. Ultimate Trust is being able to give your boo their own space, which they share with you on their own accord.

Those are some beautiful moments right there.

question to all girls

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

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Animal Spinning Pins

From Caliko on Etsy

he’s so

fuck hustle culture i love not doing anything. i love not getting out of bed i love being late i love not working when im at work and i love watching time dissapear like it’s afraid of me

When worlds collide 💖🦄

if y’all want to date anyone 5’4 an under i’m going to need you to recognize that there is effort involved. they need their outside time but you have to be willing to stand around with them too bc you never know what birds of prey are in the area and it is your responsibility as their partner to make sure they don’t get scooped up. like. that is the bare minimum. c’mon

Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.

I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.

Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.

I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.

I am Dragonborn.

Easy. Get rid of 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, & 9

Omg Johns Hopkins made a meme for the new covid test mailers.

In case anyone missed it. Here’s the link.

If you haven’t already, do yourself a favour and go see “Belle” by Mamoru Hosoda. A touching movie with an awesome soundtrack.

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

The time for games is over! Weed smoking girlfriends attack!

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