You're Telling Me We Had An Actual "give Us Ten Thousand Dollars And They Will Be Returned To You Unharmed.

you're telling me we had an actual "give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed. whoa, whoa, wait, you think i'm only worth ten thousand dollars? MAKE IT ONE MILLION-" incorrect quote moment in irl history???

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

it's been a full year since i last read the The Sandman fanfic that I lost. (Dreamling ship). No, I still haven't found it.

I made a long post describing the fic before.

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

a note to the hetalia fandom: Please use the hetalia kitawiki. It's better than the fandom wikia. It separates canon and headcanon. There are no ads.

thank you